bush bought me a car ( Read more... )

what?
my mom bought me a rosary?
she tells me it should remind me of how much god loves me.
and that i can hand it down to my children.

honestly.

these past few days have confused the hell out of me.

HELLO.
TODAY I STEPPED ON A NAIL AND GOT STUNG THREE TIMES BY YELLOW JACKETS.
LIFE IS GRAND.

i swear i've had nothing but zombie apocalypse dreams for the past four days, and i have no idea why.
the one i just woke up from tied into school anxiety as well.
i wish they were at least coherent so i could turn them into stories.

america totally kicks ass. strongest nation on earth. nobody can kick our ass. nobody can intimidate us because we don't give a fuck. we're motherfuckin' hard like a gangsta' with a nine by his side.

it's just screaming, "buy me, buy me!"

also, WANT!!!

i nearly burned the house down today because i forgot i had food warming up in the toaster oven.

chalk up another point for daniel kelleher, boy genius.

from bachelor boys, the young ones bookoh god ( Read more... )

i don't have anything to say, usually. life is average. i like this song.

separation of church and state?
what's that supposed to mean?