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[tinyplasticfury]

[[For a prompt on the good ol' fm_kink_memeEveryone's favorite miniature spaceman is vwooshing down one of the buildings' infamous corridors, muttering darkly to himself. He is sick of this place - the strange happenings, the enormous scale of everything, the way all the people here are distinctly not yellow enough and the disturbing roundness of their torsos

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[smallsorrow]

Mikhail is momentarily startled when he feels something small bounce off his chest, but looks down just in time to see a tiny object fall upon the floor.

"Hm?" He stoops down and scoops the small thing into his hands. "What's this?" It almost resembles a human figure, and has Russian letters written on the helmet, which makes him smile.

[tinyplasticfury]

Head spinning from the inertia of his fall, the Fury doesn't realize what's happening until he looks up into an enormous face. "What do you think you are doing?! Unhand me at once, you foul behemoth!"

Though...this giant is not so huge as the others. It's just a child.

[smallsorrow]

"It can talk? What a fun little toy." Mikhail grins and prods at the tiny thing. He'll have to show this to Lilly...

[tinyplasticfury]

"I am no toy!!" the Fury sputters indignantly, batting away the child's large and probably sticky finger. "Nor am I little! It is you who is disgustingly overtall!"

The Fury does not in fact have a soft spot for children.