attention!

apparently there are now REAL LIVE abercrombie models standing in front of their stores...posing...half naked. NO JOKE.

i have NEVER in my life laughed so much. i thought i was mildly delusional.

unreal. most amusing! quite scary actually?

so i managed to electrocute myself on my lamp last night ( Read more... )

The Library = probably THE worst bar.

last night ( Read more... )

last night simon got stuck in a plastic bag under my bed. i had to get him out. he looked really upset ( Read more... )

question: why does it take 4 adult people to construct ONE store window in four hours ( Read more... )

tomatoes with olive oil, salt and pepper are amazing ( Read more... )

so i just stopped by my moms to get simon, and the dog cat radio is on and its playing"everytime you go" or whatever the name of the song is, and i found it highly hysterical that my poor dog is alone, missing me, and having to listen to this! ha!

NEXT is the most ridiculous show ever. i cant stop watching.
do people like this REALLY exist?! appalling...
beth: come home and watch with me! watching shows like NEXT is only fun in your company!

how excited am i about "cat/dog radio" or whatever the proper name for it is ( Read more... )