Send Help!

[tipr600]

I've been up forever writing two stupid papers that were due today. I'm finally done and needless to say I'm fucking starving. All I want is some goddamn prosciutto stuffed pasta with some sauce on top. But the motherfucking sauce jars refuse to open! My wrists are breaking in half, I feel so weak. And none of the 5 other people that live here are

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[mascara_addict]

you know I would totally help you out. Me and my butch arms that twist the legs off of babies......

I believe I owe you an appology.

[discosadness]

you missed saul williams ;|

[egge85]

oh, is that why you were banging around? i was upstairs, but my hands are small so i doubt i could have helped you...

[orangejulia]

for the record, let it be known that tippy walked ALL THE WAY to my house and had ryan open it.

[pegleg_joe]

HAHAHAHA....ryan's hott.