Status Report: WE'RE TALKING BUSINESS, BABY!

Apr 27, 2009 21:06

NO TRUE PAIR IS FRIGGIN' AWESOME. FO SHIZZLE. MY PROMPT LIST IS SO FULL OF GLAMTASTICAL CRACKY-BUT-TOTALLY-WORKABLE THEMES. I THINK THAT I DON'T WANT TO WRITE JUST ABOUT FIVE OF THEM. HELL YEAH.

That means otp_100 will be slightly belated, but nothing major. Something Series Part V should be out by the ending of May, now.


May Eighteenth through Twenty-fourth
Braska and Jecht: double penetration - insert (HA!) an Auron, and we're pretty much done.

Reno disciplines/spanks Tifa during sex - sleeeeeeeeeeeezy Turks action. hell yeah, baby, yeah.

Vaan and Setzer: sex within a time limit (before discovery/fuck or die) - still have to think on this one. Perhaps "before discovery" on a FFXII leisure craft?

Vayne is bound and blinded -- does Edea try to help, or take advantage of the situation? - Sorceress!Edea helps him to take advantage of the situation. Pssessed knight, how does that sound?

Jecht and Tifa are captives that turn to each other for comfort - Super Sector 6 scenario. Jecht is the Honey Bee costumer who can't pay.

Reno and Setzer are in a marriage of convenience - This one failed D:

Vaan and Edea: body worship/fetishizing a body part - Sorceress!Edea likes her boys young and mind-controlled, we all know that. Have him adore her is a piece of cake for her.

May Twenty-fifth through Thirty-first
Jecht and Setzer: handcuffs/prison scenario - WHO'S A BAD GAMBLER?!?!?

Edea is rimming or tongue fucking Reno - Turn the promp around, and me MAY have a deal, but I'm not sure D:

Vaan and Vayne enjoy morning wakeup sex - just not of the cheery kind, I assure you. Theft of the palace goes wrong, anyone?

Reno is trying to be silent, but Braska is shameless - Again, I'll invert this one - but it'll work WONDERS. Reno, the spiffy readhead guardian-to-be from Besaid. AH.

Vaan and Tifa: leaving visible marks of ownership/dominance Didn't strike me much, perhaps if I have any time left.

Vayne and Setzer are stranded together with no hope for survival - AIRSHIP IS GOING DOWN, GOING DOWN, GOING DOWN...

Tifa and Braska: their sexual rivalry for the same woman is actually desire for each other - the other woman is Sumoner Aerith. I think that's 'nuff said.

June First through Seventh
Vaan is begging to suck Braska's cock/strap-on ......I'll make it work. Seriosly. PLEASE.

Vayne woke up gay today, and Tifa isn't sure what to do - Okay, sorry, this one WILL be crack.

Edea and Setzer are warriors blessed with a military/edged-weapon fetish - This one failed, too. >.> Can't imagine either of them as hard-ass military types.

Jecht and Edea: necrophilia - SFJSDJFHSDUFHYSDFHYDUFHYDFHDFFU?DFH FAYTH/AEON META WITH SORCERESS. YES, THE YUMMY CALLS ME.

Reno and Vayne, insertion toys, dildos, buttplugs - For the shameless porn, hell yeah. AND RENO IN A BLOODY SUIT OF ARMOR.

Vayne and Braska share a bed out of necessity - Still got to think about, to, but seems shiny.

Edea and Tifa: mutual masturbation - YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. I mean, YES. Tifa, the SeeD cadet comforting the lonely and depressed wife-of-the-headmaster, after-game. TELL ME YOU DON'T SEE IT. I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU.

June Eighth through Fourteenth
Edea begins the process of Braska's seduction - Pre!game Edea and her maternal spirit hitting on wonderfather Braska. OLOLZ

Setzer and Tifa: age kink/experience differences - The tough girl manning the bar in the world of Ruin offers something different to the regular.

Jecht versus Vayne, orgasm denial - WHO'S THE MOTHAFUCKING GOD-TO-BE HERE, BITCH?!?!

Reno owes Vaan, and uses sex as an alternative form of payment - Invert this shit, and we have a sweeeeeeeeeet Sector 6 deal.

Jecht discovers Vaan's chastity device - Ehrm, stillll thyinking on this one D:

Setzer and Braska, transformation into a furry being/s NO. I mean, NO.

Jecht and Reno: aphrodisiacs/pollen/aliens made them do it - Jecht as a Turk, strange substances on the 68th floor, pool table sex.

I still have much to think on this list, this is just my initial hype, and I'll be very happy if I write three of them for every posting period - I'm still super excited.

!oh_god_just_kill_me_now, !writing_process, !why_am_i_in_college_again?, ch:no_true_pair, !absolute_glee

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