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[tipsyturtle]

LISTEN. EVERY WEDNESDAY NIGHT IS MARTHA DRINK NIGHT! let me tell you, jeff and i are testing it right now and it is WONDERFUL. so far we like the girl that looks like suzie orman, but that is subject to change.

ALSO are we the only ones who realized that Oragasm starts with O! OMG.

we will probably have roommate sex tonight. ill keep you updated.

Comments

[sndmxr22]

You make a ceremony out of anything. I love it. Who'd have thought jailbird Stewart would yield a drinking game?

[therainiswet]

roommate sex with Jeff? I wouldn't advise that, I hear he only has one testicle after a tragic accident with a number two pencil and can't keep it up.

[romanholiday]

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU I HAVE THREE TESTICLES bam

[theatrics]

definately don't have sex with him if he has 3 testicles