Come on down ya'll! It's the Jizzum Jamboree!

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      I'm gonna make a new Livejournal layout. Not now of course, my ass is tired. Literally. Manufacturing poop all day isn't easy. Let's see, what to say... as cliché as it is a story to tell, I ate Asian food and I'm hungry only a few hours later. It's not a joke, it's fucking true and they need to fix it. Let's invade Vietnam again and nuke

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[isthismyspace]

Dude I want to make a musical

Or let's take a rap album, or a bunch of rap albums, and do covers like Ben Folds and Dynamite Hack, and turn it into a movie. Then we'll have a sliding picture gallery of art and a short novel read in the background in hebrew. So we can hit up all forms of "high art" and be renaissance men...Or imitate Danny Devito for the same effect. Your call.

[tiptiptiptiptip]

Let's cross that Bob Dylan movie with the multiple actors, Across the Universe, and Notorious BIG to create an epic rap opera. It'll be like:
*phat beat*
Dis summuh.
TWO THOUSAND AND EEEIGHHHTTT!
Remixin history.
BOOOOOOOIIIIIIIII
With

Eddie Murphy,
Queen Latifa,
Cedric the Entertainer,
Morgan Freeman,
Danny Devito,
and Jim Carey

as

The
Notorious
B
I
G.

*gun shots*

Across the Ghettoverse.
PSHHEEWWW

Who shot ya?

2008.