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When I did this same thing in 8th grade I got "Garbage Man"
1. Go to Career Cruising, www.careercruising.com
2. Put in Username: nycareers and Password: landmark.
3. Take their "Career Matchmaker" questions.
4. Post the top 40 results
5. Put the careers you have seriously considered in bold
6. Put the careers you've had in italics
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Update:
Got off the hook. In more ways than one. Last night and this morning were wonderful. Today is only going to continue to kick ass. It's amazing outside. -
Hum-bugs and Whistl-insects
I love waking up way before I need to be on mornings when it's raining. Especially when the window is open so there's that rainy chill in my room. Then when I run up from going to the bathroom or getting my water or whatever reason I woke up, I pile the blankets on and curl up until I'm warm and listen to the drizzle in the pre-sunrise ( Read more... ) -
Diorama Antiquities
Oh man Tim just reminded me of an adventure we had way back in the year two thousand and five! I almost forgot we even wrote stuff down, but I found it posted on my old crappy Xanga. I can't believe I didn't post it here, I've had this way longer than Xangay (lol get it?)
And here, without further ado, I present "Friday, March 25th, ( Read more... ) -
Whoah!
Did you know that they sell extract of what is most commonly believed to be the mushroom ancient Soma is derived from on the internet? It's called Amanita Muscaria and Shamanic Extracts has it right on their site, 100% legal to be shipped anywhere in the world. A dose equivalent to 2-6 caps or 10 grams of dried oomsies is only 10 dollars. ( Read more... ) -
To quote one of the most influential thinkers of our time:
SPIT YO GAME,
TALK YO SHIT,
GRAB YO GAT
CALL YO CLIQ.
SPIT YO GAME,
TALK YO SHIT,
GRAB YO GAT,
CALL YO CLIQ.
SQUEEZE YO CLIP, HIT THE RIGHT ONE,
PASS THE WEED, I GOT TO LIGHT ONE.
SQUEEZE YO CLIP, HIT THE RIGHT ONE,
PASS THE WEED, I GOT TO LIGHT ONE. -
So I'm looking to blah blah....
So I'm looking to try and build myself a new computer rather than go out and buy an iMac or a Macbook or an iBookMac or an iBigMac like everyone else in the universe. I'm also kinda broke, and if I were to inherit a vast amount of wealth in the near future would immediately sell out and get a gnarly 2.33 Macbook Pro. Glossy finish and all. Sooo, ( Read more... ) -
Faux Metal Plastic Spoons.
I feel weird. I'm like sleepy but not tired and everything feels ominous and my stomach is having a heated argument with the bubbling digestive fluids inside it or something. I hope I didn't catch the plague from that dead pigeon at the parking garage. I want to find music that feels like secret earth magic in forest clearings at night . ( Read more... ) -
GEHHH. FUCK YOU DELI.
Come 5 p.m. today I will have my first day off in something like 11 days. That means an actual 43-ish hour window without work. That means for 2,580 minutes I won't have to think about meats or cheeses; I won't have feel constantly oily and gross; I won't have to wear rubber gloves for hours at a time. That's a full 154,800 seconds (which for some ( Read more... )
