The report did not speculate as to why Allen was wearing the cow suit....

[tiradora]

MIDDLETOWN -- A Middletown woman is accused of being disorderly in public -- while wearing a cow suit.

A police report filed about the incident said Michelle Allen allegedly chased children in her neighborhood while wearing the suit on Monday evening.

Allen also urinated on a neighbor's front porch, the report said, and was warned by officers to go

Comments

[paxindigo]

Hey, if running around peeing on things whilst dressed as a cow is wrong ... somebody shoulda told me.

[layec]

**is vastly amused**

[spaniotita]

This story was linked on cnn.com, i came across it yesterday at work and passed it along to some of my co-workers...i had a wonderful giggle reading this :-)

[tiradora]

yeah, i found it on CNN.com as well. gotta love killing time at work :-p

[ladydraykona]

the mugshot photo IS the best part. oh, the hilarity.