One day, Pretzels, in a fit of boredom, vowed to become the most delicious snack Overlord of the Enchanted Kingdom! After all, Overlords got some sweet perks (countless minions, dental plan) and it was either go on an impulsive conquest, or spend the afternoon watching daytime television.
However, to become Overlord, Pretzels had to embark on a perilous quest to, let's say, slay some kind of powerful, kingdom-terrorizing monster. You know, to prove her worth to the masses. She wandered off towards the Mystic Forest of Trials & Unrelenting Random Encounters...
after about 10 minutes, Pretzels got a call on her cell phone 'HEY' said Pretzels' mom. 'HOW COME YOU NEVER CALL HOME ANYMORE'
'NOT NOW MOM,' groaned pretzels. 'CAN'T YOU SEE I'M DOING SOME HOMEWORK?'
'OH, IF THAT'S THE CASE, THEN OKAY, GOOD LUCK ON THAT HOMEWORK' mom sighed, hanging up.
Deeper into the Mystic Forest, she indeed ran into her homework. It was a terrifying beast of Thermodynamics problems, statistics and Chinese essays. Roaring loudly, it pounced in a flurry of notes.
late reply arghmissmorrichanMarch 25 2010, 22:23:44 UTC
The Homework dived towards Pretzels, aiming straight for the jugular with its seemingly endless multitude of sharp-edged pages. "In five thousands words or less, express in your own opinion how Chinese history has changed and influenced the Western world over the past thousand years, full sentences only!" it snarled. Or perhaps it said "HNnnnGGRAAHhhhHHHGHG," Pretzels was too busy evading to catch all the details
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before find the unicorn unexpectedly is sick so it doesn't have the rainbow anymoarr
aaaargh random lol
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ONCE UPON A TIMEEEE~~~
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One day, she went to a town
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Once upon a time...............
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(LOL omg)
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and one day, when she was spreading the cookies around while dancing randomly, the prince comes on a white horseeee-
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Once upon a fairytale time~
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THERE ONCE WAS A SNACK NAMED PRETZELS
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However, to become Overlord, Pretzels had to embark on a perilous quest to, let's say, slay some kind of powerful, kingdom-terrorizing monster. You know, to prove her worth to the masses. She wandered off towards the Mystic Forest of Trials & Unrelenting Random Encounters...
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'HEY' said Pretzels' mom. 'HOW COME YOU NEVER CALL HOME ANYMORE'
'NOT NOW MOM,' groaned pretzels. 'CAN'T YOU SEE I'M DOING SOME HOMEWORK?'
'OH, IF THAT'S THE CASE, THEN OKAY, GOOD LUCK ON THAT HOMEWORK' mom sighed, hanging up.
Deeper into the Mystic Forest, she indeed ran into her homework. It was a terrifying beast of Thermodynamics problems, statistics and Chinese essays. Roaring loudly, it pounced in a flurry of notes.
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