Dear Sweet Fucking Christmas-style Jesus on a Murderball wheelchair!
Basically, yes. You should have gotten a Russian newspaper, man! It holds the liquor better. Trust me. Also, I totally told you this was going to happen, but whatever. Now I don't have to call you and wake you up just to double-check that you aren't lying sideways on the floor of a stranger's partially constructed house, staring at a puddle of vomit and a rough caulk sketch on the opposite wall of Jesus giving a reach-around to Kermit the Frog, or whatever it is you kids do nowadays.
If it wasn't before, your new slogan is "Where have I been? In prison, you assholes!"
P.S.: we're both doing this at some point. P.P.S: take the 5th, they only have you on trespassing. P.P.P.S: if you haven't skipped off to Venezuela yet.
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tsk tsk tsk naughty boy :p
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Basically, yes. You should have gotten a Russian newspaper, man! It holds the liquor better. Trust me. Also, I totally told you this was going to happen, but whatever. Now I don't have to call you and wake you up just to double-check that you aren't lying sideways on the floor of a stranger's partially constructed house, staring at a puddle of vomit and a rough caulk sketch on the opposite wall of Jesus giving a reach-around to Kermit the Frog, or whatever it is you kids do nowadays.
If it wasn't before, your new slogan is "Where have I been? In prison, you assholes!"
P.S.: we're both doing this at some point.
P.P.S: take the 5th, they only have you on trespassing.
P.P.P.S: if you haven't skipped off to Venezuela yet.
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YOU WILL PAY
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