If I were at liberty to choose my own porn star name, it would definitely be Melody Senff. She does everything, including distribute loans and sell Viagra,according to all the junk email I get ( Read more... )

I can't believe people take cough syrup to get high. (Amy, drug guru, any comments?) Ugh, I just downed two teaspoons of Buckley's and I'm pretty sure my throat is about to burn off.
Anyway, good night.

I figure now that I have actual friends (wow, that sounded really really bad), I have to update this thing. So, yeah. Hi. I wish my itunes would play something other than Paul Simon. Somehow, it doesn't seem to understand what random means.