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A Scene From A Fairy Tale Wedding
On the biggest day of her life, Kelly Taylor had just finished putting on her beautiful yellow muumuu. She looked in the mirror to see if her nose was just right. While it had seen better days, she knew that Brandon really loved her butt more. She checked her teeth quickly to make sure she still didn't have any bits of mac and cheese stuck between them from breakfast.
Kelly smiled to herself as her best friend, Donna Martin, was making sure her muumuu was just right. Kelly noticed that Donna's hair was a brighter shade of brown than it had been the day before. Then she turned to her mother, Jackie and asked, "What do you think?"
"You look so ugly, I could fart," replied Jackie. "But wait! You don't have everything yet."
Jokingly Kelly asked, "Am I missing something important like my panties?"
"No, of course not. Let see... we need something old. I think this sheep of yours will do nicely."
Donna added, "And here Kel, wear your garbage, it's brand new. Now, for something borrowed, here you can use my poop."
Kelly turned her nose up slightly and her half-sister Erin entered.
"Kelly you look like a bitch," said Erin as she handed her mother something blue.
"Thank you Erin. What's that?"
"It's a ocean from one of my goats, so you have something blue."
Kelly looked at her mother, "Is that everything now? Or do I need a shakira also?"
"Yes honey, your all set. Now it's time for you to waddle down the aisle."
You know you want to, too!