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once upon a time there was a lovely girl named laura and she was chillaxin' in the hood when this big pimping car came passing through. and it was bouncing and shit cuz it was a gangster car and the car was omg totes blaring the streets "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE" because that's laura's friend's favourite song by the streets (other than dont mug yourself.
and who was in the PIMPMOBILE?
CARL.
so TECHNICALLY it was really the sassmobile. and pete and jawn were in the back getting in on. and carl drove by laura and was all like "YO BABY. HOP IN" and he swished his hair in an overly sassy dramatic fashion and laura was all OMG TOTES and got into the car and videotaped pete and john and then banged carl silly and they all lived happily ever after.
the end
OMG DARK OF THE MATINEE ON THE WEDGE TONIGHT. DANCING!FRANZ. SWEET.
EDIT
( ) smoked a cigarette
( ) smoked a cigar
( ) smoked anything else
(x) kiss a member of the same sex
( ) crashed a friend's car
(x) stolen a car (i just never drove it anywhere =])
( ) been in love
( ) been dumped
( ) shoplifted
( ) been fired
( ) been in a fist fight
( ) snuck out of parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) been arrested
( ) made out with a stranger
( ) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend
(x) had a crush on a teacher
( ) skipped school
( ) slept with a co-worker
( ) seen someone die
(x) had/have a crush on one of your MYSPACE/LJ friends
(x) been to Canada
( ) been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane
( ) thrown up in a bar
( ) purposely set a part of yourself on fire
( ) eaten Sushi
(x) been snowboarding
( ) met someone BECAUSE of myspace/LJ
( ) been moshing at a concert
(!!!) been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken painkillers
( ) love someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
(x) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school
( ) used a fake ID
(x) watched the sun set
(x) felt an earthquake
(x) touched a snake
(x) been tickled
( ) been robbed
( ) robbed someone
(x) been misunderstood
(x) pet a reindeer/goat
(x) won a contest
( ) ran a red light
( ) been suspended from school
(x) had detention
( ) been in a car accident
(x) had braces
( ) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) had deja vu
( ) danced in the moonlight
( ) hated the way you look ALL THE TIME
(x) witnessed a crime
( ) pole danced YOU WISH
( ) questioned your heart
(x) been obsessed with post-it notes
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
(x) been to the opposite side of the country
(x) swam in the ocean
( ) felt like dying
(x) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
(x) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(x) sung karaoke
( ) paid for a gas with only coins
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls
( ) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose ROISIN
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
( ) kissed in the rain
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) been kissed under a mistletoe
( ) watched the sun set with someone you care about
(x) blown bubbles
( ) made a bonfire on the beach
( ) crashed a party
( ) have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people
(x) gone rollerskating/blading
( ) had a wish come true
( ) humped a monkey I WISH! =[
(x) worn pearls
( ) jumped off a bridge
(x) screamed "penis" in class
( ) ate dog food
(x) told a complete stranger you loved them
(x) sang in the shower
( ) have a little black dress
( ) fucked in a park
( ) fucked in the bathoom
( ) had a dream that you married someone
(x) glued your hand to something
( ) got your tongue stuck to a pole
( ) kissed a fish
(x) worn the opposite sexes clothes
( ) been a cheerleader
( ) sat on a roof top
( ) had sex at a church
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
( ) done a one-handed cartwheel
( ) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night
(x) didn't take a shower for a week
(x) pick an ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
( ) had a tree house
(x) are scared to watch scary movies alone
( ) believe in ghosts
( ) have more then 30 pairs of shoes
(x) worn a really ugly outfit to school
( ) gone streaking
( ) played ding-dong-ditch WTF!?!?!1
( ) played chicken fight
( ) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
( ) broken a bone
(x) been easily amused
(x) caught a fish then ate it
( ) made porn
( ) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
(x) cried so hard you laughed
( ) mooned/flashed someone
(x) had someone moon/flash you
( ) cheated on a test
(x) forgotten someone's name
( ) slept naked
( ) French braided someones hair
( ) gone skinny dippin in a river
( ) been kicked out of your house
Wine and cheesecake. How posh.