Everyone is out of town and or busy tonight. Leaving me alone, finding bizarro means of entertainment for myself. I guess that's not all that bad ( Read more... )

And I KNOW you can relate to this, because EVERYONE has done this! This is what I hate, and am currently doing even though I hate it, but whatev, I don't want to talk about it, I just want to keep making this sentence run-on, and on, and on, and on, and so here we go ( Read more... )

Everybody is having very serious entries recently. In order to combat this awkward trend away from silliness: I'm posting a poem I wrote at work today ( Read more... )

"Well, she makes me happy." He said ( Read more... )

This is a blurb, from the book "A History of the World in 10 1/2 Chapters" by Julian Barnes (one of the best contemporary authors I've read in YEARS), from the chapter Parenthesis. I think it's hilarious ( Read more... )

My neighbors are outside, blasting opera music from a Mini-van, which, by the way, is parked in the middle of the yard. Not only this, but there's about 10 people out there, all dressed in white, just wondering about. They disappeared, and now I'm just hearing infantile screams of "MOM! MOM!" every once in awhile ( Read more... )

Drip drip drip drip drip drip ( Read more... )

This guy just tried to start a conversation with me about what I was eating. Poor choice. I was eating, and mumbled awkwardly in response ( Read more... )

This is another episode of "Cooking with Theresa" brought to you by Marlboro Cigarettes and the number 7 ( Read more... )

So this guy is wearing swordfish shorts. I think it's pretty obvious as to why I think they're cool ( Read more... )