Life should be more like a lemon cloud. All too often I find myself wishing my life could be poofy, buoyant, covered with sugar, and at first evaluation, void of substance. But upon closer inspection, full of lemon curd. Goes down easy. And...kind of...messy. Yes. Yes this is my desire. Lemon Cloud ( Read more... )

Freedom isn't free. It's a hefty fuckin' fee ( Read more... )

Today has been a good day, kiddos. Yeah, a long one at that as well ( Read more... )

Hey guys. You two are the only ones that read this, so I figured I might as well throw that out there. You can ignore this entry. It's kind of depressing ( Read more... )

The other day, I did something I told myself I'd never do: I ate roadkill - with tartar sauce ( Read more... )

I now realize that the only thing I need to be happy is my own hair in my face. Please notice the preposition: in, not on. Hair on face make man. Hair in face make tickle ( Read more... )

I've resolved recently to be as self-aware as possible. Hey, you can never go wrong with being as possibly aware of your self as..possible...right ( Read more... )

It occurred to me when I woke up today that I didn't want to spend the whole day pining about him. In the middle of the day, I congratulated myself because I hadn't thought about him for the past few hours. Things are definitely getting better ( Read more... )

I was informed recently that superlatives suck. Coldest day of the year? Only coldest until the following day is even colder. Hottest guy ever? Only until you find someone hotter. Best week ever? Screw you, MTV ( Read more... )

Well, aren't I kick-ass ( Read more... )