Four that wanna bone me, two that wanna stone me, and one says shes a friend of mine...

[tjthepoet]

Yeah so I changed the lyrics a bit but whatever, seems fitting at this time. Several of my interns have some hardcore crushes on me, and have begun letting other interns as well as paid staff members at work know all about their feelings. Generally not a big deal, but its like a swarm all at once of different interns confessing their feelings

Comments

[tdslappy]

No interns?

Quite frankly Timothy, I'm disappointed in you.

Clearly the solution is to make this guy's sister an intern and have sexual relations with her. In his room.

Well, its a thought.

Either that or try and convince him that taking "Ultimate Fighting Classes" would be a great work-bonding experience.

-DW

[tjthepoet]

Thought one of yours is actually pretty intriuging to be honest...especially since his sister IS kinda hot :) :-P

Thought two sounds even better, yet not much fun considering I work out quite often now-a-days having a gym at work, and he's about 3-4 inches taller, yet about 20lbs lighter

-TJ

[aquanauny]

ok. tim i had full intentions of reading all of this...three times... but, i have ADD and i get far too distracted. so, um good luck with the chick (that's as far as i got) she seems cool.