Hold out for more?

[tkeane002]

Today, when discussing my cousin's upcoming wedding, my grandmother again tried to pester me into taking dancing lessons (ballroom dancing and line dancing).  I do not dance.  This is only the latest in a number of attempts that she had made over the years, and I have resisted every one of them. But then today she made it interesting. She said that

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[aya1081]

i can understand the resistance to line dancing, as it is absurd. but that's your reason for refusing to learn ballroom dancing?

[northwall]

ok, TK, i'm gonna say this once, and then i'll shut up. take the offer. dance lessons suck. i can't pretend that they don't. at least you're not in jr. high and all awkward. ...but girls like it when a guy can dance, even angry leftist girls, sometimes. you could counteroffer, but that looks kind of bad. so i say, take the deal.

[kerlita]

yeah, seriously, learn ballroom dancing. it's one of those secret life skills that girls are crazy for. you'll be at some fancy occassion and bust out a fox trot and everyone will love it.