This is a new take on friendship. but appropriate in some cases!

Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,
but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the
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A college professor was doing a study testing the
senses of first graders,
using a bowl of lifesavers.

He gave all the children the same kind of
lifesavers, one at a time, and
asked them to identify them by color and flavor.

The children began:

"Red............cherry,"

"Yellow...........lemon,"

"Green....lime,"

"Orange........orange."

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Was watching a show I taped off of CMT while we put up the Christmas tree and decorated the house today.

The show is called Cross-Roads and it is awesome!!!  It is where ( Read more... )

My daughters and I went to see the GoF last week and I am taking my two youngest to see it tomorrow afternoon.  One advantage to Sami working for the local movie house is we get to go to the movies for free.

I did like the movie.........but I was pissed that we didn't meet Bill ( Read more... )

Congratulations to sillysun22.............a baby girl............Whoot!!!!!

Since I'm sure you've no advice from anyone...........remember breath through your mouth those daper changes get nasty!!!!

Sleep when you can because it will become a stranger to ( Read more... )

My darling flisters my daughter needs some help with a school project.

She needs to interview someone who has immigrated from another country to the United States in the last 10 to 15 years.  She can do this interview on line.

If any of you can help please let me know.............she has been ( Read more... )

Onions &
         Christmas Trees

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father,
"Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?

The father, surprised, answers,
"Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts.
 In her twenties, a women's breasts are like
 melons, round and firm.

In her thirties to forties, they are like pears,
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Happy Thanksgiving.............

There are definate advantages to having twin 16 year old daughters.  After years of them learning to cook at my mother and my hips, this year it finally paid off.

Since I had to work all day today and the kids had their third early ( Read more... )

Stolen from indigochild76



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