You're doing it wrong

[tlatoani]

CNN's got a story about "handbag parties" and how they're really bad because people will sell you counterfeit purses. I won't address the obvious questions like "is the world so peaceful that's all CNN could come up with to talk about," but one part of the article struck me as really dumb propaganda:

Wallrap said that people who buy and sell the

Comments

[pattimst3k]

The bigger issue is why the hell would you buy a knock-off purse? Mom taught me one thing and that was to buy the real thing or forget it.

:) :)

[tlatoani]

And here I thought a handbag party would be like a key party...

[pattimst3k]

I think you've just hit upon something, my friend. The "key party for the aughts" is the purse party!! Ladies throw in their purses, men grab a purse, hilarity ensues. We can market this and get rich!

[tatternym]

Hah!-- you are missed.

But your secret is out: you became Pirate King through holding handbag parties.

I... I'll be honest, I always kind of thought that was a euphemism.

[tlatoani]

Believe me, it was!

[cornellbox]

To quote the 'South Park' underpants gnomes:

Step 1: Steal underwear
Step 2:
Step 3: PROFIT!

[uplinktruck]

Heh... Remember that producer that got fired for blogging. He something about trying to find any story aside from Iraq.

[baron_waste]

I encounter such flunking of the IQ test fairly often.