nat king cole is piercing my mind.

[tlautishot]

dude, how long has it been? fucking long, that's how long. makena's been a real pain in the ass recently (surprise, not really), but she's been out with a bunch of friends and they had a sleepover that had to include me giving them my phone while they tied me up (dirty dirty kids). so if any of you guys got weird phonecalls from a group of

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[thetarv]

I got on a health kick lately and can't stop eating strawberries. I don't know if that's good or bad, but they're fucking delicious.

[tlautishot]

strawberries are the shit though, so i understand. do you just eat strawberries?

[seeelenuh]

8 missed calls, 5 texts and two voice mails. I love your sister though so I didn't mind :3 The pink starbursts are over rated and the yellow starbursts are DEFINITELY the best. No question.

Um um um um more people were more awesome in Wizards Taylor! This fact is more important than a bunch of doughnuts, even if those are pretty important too. They fall #2 in this though just saying.

You're addicted to her don't you knowww that she's toxxiccccc

[tlautishot]

whoa, dude. i'm surprised she hasn't asked for your number last time she saw you. how are pink starbursts overrated? aren't they cherry or something? yellow is weird.

how about, EVERYONE WAS AWESOME IN WIZARDS. that's much better. but doughnuts over wizards, that is all.

.. britney spears? that music video was sick.

[brainsnbraun]

starbursts were ruined for me a while back.

i had this weird deal with hard-boiled eggs a while ago when i tried to teach myself how to cook. i'm back to living on burritos so we can see how well that went

[tlautishot]

how the hell can you not like starbursts?!

hard-boiled eggs taste like nothing. but burritos are good. i just can't imagine eating a lot of it.

[sknights]

Don't you just love sisters?

[tlautishot]

yeah, they are the best of the best, man.