hey hollywood, never looked this good.

[tlautishot]

i'm not doing the anonymous thing because.. i don't want to.

have you guys read fanfics of yourself? i have. it's sort of hot how they make me this sex god with awesome sex skills but.. it's not needed, thank you. i know i'm sexy in real life, but seriously? making me fuck kristen is just sort of weird and not likely to happen. or dakota fanning!

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[ravivallman]

I found a picture of myself shopped onto another guy's body standing next to Emma Watson. It was a little weird considering I've never spoken to, of or met her.

[tlautishot]

maybe they like themselves some raviv/emma?

[seeelenuh]

You would say sex so many times in this blog. You crazy, Taylor.

Anyways. I never read fanfiction about me, or anyone else. Just cause. That's so sketchy. Like, people writing fanfiction about a bunch of people I know and reading that. Gross.

[tlautishot]

sex is a fun word, okay? you crazy, sel.

well maybe i've read a chapter or two about you.

[seeelenuh]

I don't know. Maybe. But, you crazier, Taylor.

I'm somewhat interested and want to ask what the hell a fanfiction about me could even be ABOUT but I'll refrain cause that's so sjdflkdggross.

[tlautishot]

i'm not the one that makes crazy singing videos. if i'm crazier than you're... insane.

oh, there's some here and there about you having sex with various disney kids. not that i would ever read those things, that'll be gross.

[taynotsoswift]

You've obviously been listening to a lot of Rascal Flatts. You're title heading, the song currently being played by you (well, when you posted this anyway). That's golden, good job! (:

[tlautishot]

they're different from what i listen to usually, but they were on itunes so i figured why not?

actually, your music ain't so bad either.

[taynotsoswift]

They're all over the place, JCPenny commercials, TV awards, etc, etc! I feel like a walking Rascal Flatts ad!

Thank you! I don't know why people listen to me rant, but thanks!

[tlautishot]

oh, right. you went on tour with them, i remember. well they're pretty great.

no problem, girl.

[mighty_mufasa]

I was going to be an asshole and anonymous comment you anyway for some amusement. But you being a fucker have anonymous commenting disabled so for that, I think you're a tool.

[tlautishot]

i like to think ahead. no anonymous comments for me. and now i'm a tool for that, great.

[mighty_mufasa]

Might as well accept it from the start.

[tlautishot]

but i'm not a tool? so how can i accept that?

[rulintheworld]

I've never really seen anything weird written about me, some weird fanfic about my character but that's it. I guess I'm lucky in that way that I was a minor character and player in the HSM movies because I don't have to deal with as much weird stuff as like Zac and V

[tlautishot]

jacob's a minor character and he gets way too much fanfics.

[rulintheworld]

Yeah but you have this heart throb status lol.Which is a big part of it

[tlautishot]

i can't disagree with you on that.