Comments | tlazolpapalotl: 007 - you're not gonna reach my telephone

tlazolpapalotl

007 - you're not gonna reach my telephone

Oct 29, 2010 10:51

[So when Lord Fanny was in port, she bought this darling blonde wig with a bow made out of hair. Of course, being originally from 1999 and still not quite caught up on the pop culture of about a decade later, she didn't quite know what she was buying. Or that on Halloween, putting on the wig would transform her from a six-foot-plus Brazilian ( Read more... )

fabulous!, flood

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ingenue_bait October 29 2010, 16:11:40 UTC

[Eyes. Smirks.]

Well hello.

tlazolpapalotl October 29 2010, 16:29:43 UTC

[Dubious, but polite. Also, dude looks kind of familiar.]

Hey there. Do I know you?

ingenue_bait October 29 2010, 16:34:48 UTC

No. Would you like to?

Bill Shatner.

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alzarian_youth October 29 2010, 16:12:32 UTC

[Adric accidentally steps on the communicator and, hearing the strange noise coming from it, sniffs it and growls.]

tlazolpapalotl October 29 2010, 16:30:55 UTC

[What the fuck, a lion?]

Uh ... hey there, kitty.

alzarian_youth October 29 2010, 16:35:11 UTC

[Was this some kind of small, hard shelled animal? He licked it to see what it tasted like, but it didn't really seem to taste like anything, and only smelled like the rest of the room.]

tlazolpapalotl October 29 2010, 16:38:41 UTC

[Oh look, lion tongue, up close and personal.]

Don't think that's for eating, kitty.

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VIDEO buywithme October 29 2010, 17:11:11 UTC

[BOTH ARMS DRUNKENLY FLUNG IN THE AIR]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[IT'S LADY GAGA!]

Yeah, walk walk fashion baby-- work it... fashion...

[TOO DRUNK TO REMEMBER THE WORDS. JUST FISTPUMP HANDS IN THE AIR AGAIN.]

I'm a FREE BITCH BABY!

[He remembered the important bit, right?]

VIDEO tlazolpapalotl October 29 2010, 17:14:13 UTC

[Hooboy. Eyeroll.]

Yeah, I bet you are.

VIDEO buywithme October 29 2010, 17:20:43 UTC

[Prefect suddenly shifts and his face is pressed like, RIGHT UP AGAINST THE CAMERA.]

Iwhfe hedeim [inaudible drunken confiding in you, Gaga] an we whenersee Monsters ball?

[You can't tell, because it's off camera, but his hand is drunkenly searching for his heart.]

Fuckin' best, like... was totally spiritual and stuff.

Re: VIDEO tlazolpapalotl October 29 2010, 17:36:29 UTC

[Okay, that's kind of sweet. If drunk. Gaga's moderately fluent in drunk, though. You don't spend a ton of time in the New York art scene without it. She smiles, more gracious now.]

Thank you. It means a lot to me, you know, that people appreciate my art.

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paradoxlol October 29 2010, 18:15:21 UTC

Heyyyy. You must be in the, ah [EYEBROW ARCH to accompany his sleazy grin.] 'Business'. [Of porn. Or prostitution.]

tlazolpapalotl October 29 2010, 18:16:08 UTC

Show business, honey.

[A little sharp? Yeah, just a little. We've already been vomited at by a wasted fratboy, after all.]

paradoxlol October 29 2010, 18:51:23 UTC

Riiiiight. [GRIN.] 'Showbusiness'. Me too. On a, ah, purely amateur basis.

tlazolpapalotl October 29 2010, 18:55:23 UTC

[Skeptical Gaga is skeptical and can also sense skeeve from a hundred paces.]

Uh huh. And I get the feeling you're not talking about singing fucking karaoke, are you, buddy?

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[Video.] thegooddrjones October 29 2010, 19:54:52 UTC

Your hair is so cool!

Re: [Video.] tlazolpapalotl October 29 2010, 19:55:45 UTC

[Grin!]

Thanks, sweetheart. Yours is lovely too! What's your name?

[Video.] thegooddrjones October 29 2010, 19:58:45 UTC

[Martha whips her hair a bit with a grin.]

I'm Martha. Martha Jones.

[Video.] tlazolpapalotl October 29 2010, 20:00:52 UTC

Well hi there, Martha. I'm Lady Gaga, but you can just call me Gaga.

[Slightly concerned little frown.]

You here all by yourself?

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