Man, I'd be pissed off

[tld_malingo]

Why the hell isn't Jesus a saint?
There are so many crumby saints around that only got their sainthood(?) because some frog ribbited at an old woman near where he died or something. You'd think Jesus, with all his crazy ass magics, would get something.
Popes too. Do they get automatically sainted or something?
Being the representative of god on earth

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[samface]

"Jesus" is actually the next step up from "saint", but only that one guy's achieved it so far. His name was originally Robert Christ.

It goes like this:

Satan
Satanist
Gentleman/Lady
Churchgoer
Priest
Doctor
Double Priest
Semi-pope
Demi-pope
Demi Moore
Pope
Saint
Jesus

Doctor's higher up than priest 'cos they can do operations and dig up dinosaurs at the same time. Demi Moore's quite high because one time she saved a whole country's worth of orphans (Albania, I think it was) from terrarists.

[tld_malingo]

When Demi moore cries on camera you can see the silhouette of an angel playing yahtzee with a basset hound in her tears. Sometimes the dice thrown by the Basset hound spell out the word "happiness".

Basset hounds are the holiest of all the dog breeds - FACT.