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[tlknfrgs]

LOVE ME!

and

BOOBS!

HELP ME SAVE BOOBS!

I beg of you, all I ask for is what you want to give (but hopefully you can spare $10)

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[heavyp]

You know I love you, darlin'.

And everyone who knows me knows that I love boobs.

Therefore, I have donated to your cause. And in the spirit of being a dirty old man in everything I do, I have donated $20. Which is the standard amount required for a lapdance. You're welcome.

Seriously, though, good luck and I hope you smash your goal!

[tlknfrgs]

this is why i love paul gregg

though i think $20 is a lot of money to pay to see boobs that are probably fake.

i think i need to have a spending cap in place for lar's stag night....hmmmm

[heavyp]

It seems like a lot of money for a one song dance (and it is), but it's the standard accepted amount. You don't want a dance from the kind of stripper that will do it for less, unless you want to shower in Lysol afterwards. Trust me on this one, I've been with groups that have tried to go to the cheap clubs, and we pretty much unanimously decided to spend a little more and go to a nicer club.

Also, you know all the groomsmen are supposed to pay for his dances, right?

[tlknfrgs]

*sigh*

i don't like the "groomsmen" and company's moral ethics

they are hardcore soldiers paulie...fresh back from war? methinks strip club with men with loose morals is mayhaps not the best of ideas anyhow.

why can't they just go shoot things? or fish for things? or cook things? or just drink beer and watch porn or something?

[jason2]

Confused here, if I donate, do I get to see boobs? :D

[tlknfrgs]

you already know the answer to that

my boobs don't need saving, though i cannot speak for the boobs that do. i hear cancer survivors are HOTT