eljay is my god
[X] If you can't access the site, you have a minor freak out - and a major case of hitting reload.
[X] You found yourself composing journal entries during dates, movies, even sex! (not sex. ginas dad deservies all my attention)
[ x] When you're out, you suddenly think of a witty reply to a comment somebody made to you... several days ago.
[X] You actually call it LJ and not Livejournal.
[ ] You've downloaded some sort of LJ program which has only the purpose of making entries easier to write without going on the site manually.
[x ] You consider it a great offense if someone deletes you off their friend's list.
[X] The first thing you do every day when you go online is check your friends journals - even before checking your email.
[ ] You actually paid money for a few extra pictures with a full account when you could actually just alternate pics when you want to for your screen icons.
[x ] When your friends ask what's new, you get mad at them because you already wrote it in your LJ and they didn't check it yet.
[x ] You have put more time into LJ than all your assignments for the semester.
[x] You have more friends on LJ than in real life.
[x] You've met at laest 50% of your LJ friends.(most of them are from school)
[ ] You can't seem to call your friends by their real names - only LJ names will do.
[ ] You've fallen in love with someone you met on LJ.
[x ] You have posted about a party or get together on your LJ
[ ] You are guilty of traveling more than an hour to meet someone with LiveJournal. (Extra points for traveling five hours or more)
[x ] You've written a protected entry about one of your LiveJournal friends. (Extra points if they eventually found out about it)
[ ] You have written posts to notify people you're going to sleep.
[ ] You talk about your LJ friends to your real life friends all the time... like they're a part of your group.
[x ] You've created a LJ community, and people actually post in it. (well i was a monitor of crazy__world
[ ] You've been recognized in real live by a fellow LJ'er.
[x ] You have friended someone because of their LiveJournal icon.
[ ] You have "pity friends" on your list, who you would defriend if you could.
[x ] You've pimped one of your friends on journal, trying to get people to friend him / her.
[x ] Instead of doing research, you post difficult questions on your LiveJournal.
[ ] Your pets all have their own LiveJournals.
[x ] You know, right now, how many people have friended you (without peeking).
[ x] You've stopped being friends with someone in real life because of something they've said on LJ.(sort of...)
[ ] You're guilty of posting sexy or nude pictures to get more people to friend you.
[x ] You have consoled yourself after a horrible day thinking "At least this will make a great LJ post"
[ x] You're jealous of people who have more friends and / or comments than you. HAHA
[X] You have written a really great, solid post - only to be disappointed by the lack of good comments.
[x ] You're guilty of commenting excessively to get more traffic to your journal.
[ x] You've deleted a post a few minutes (or hours) after you've written it, because it seemed lame in retro spect.
[ ] You give shout outs to all your LJ friends on their birthdays.
[x ] You have an additional, secret journal that hardly anyone knows about.
[ ] You've broken up with someone - or ended a friendship - soley via LiveJournal.
[ ] You have gotten mean anonymous comments (bonus points for figuring out who it was via their IP)
[ ] You've been reported (or reported someone) to LJ Abuse.
[ ] You've been featured on LJ Drama.