Boredom+Insomnia=...this...
I put "Tiffany is" into Google, and got some interesting results (although I left out the Breakfast at Tiffany's references, and some of the porn ones):
- Tiffany is pushing pearls
- Tiffany is the quiet type
- Tiffany is a semi-foreign medium-sized cat of striking appearance
- Tiffany is Terrific
- Tiffany is working hard on making this dream come true
- Tiffany is required to charge a fee for all autographs
- Tiffany is an online multiplayer gaming community about four guys trying to win the attention of a super hot chick named Tiffany
- Tiffany is classified as a luxurious, flower fragrance
- Tiffany is recognized internationally as a trademark for beauty and elegance
- Tiffany is still on steroids
- Tiffany is not available for adoption (says who?...unless you can only be adopted once, in which case, Martin has the prior claim)
- Tiffany is from Chicago, Illinois (no, Davis, California)
- Tiffany is caused by an overwhelming systemic response to infection (how pleasant)
- Tiffany is authentic (I hope so)
- Tiffany is 13 years old (no, though I sometimes wish I was)
- Tiffany is a wild area lacking wilderness protection!
- Tiffany is welcomed to a new community
- Tiffany is an American singer famous for red hair and posing nude
- Tiffany is not, never was, and never will be a longhaired Burmese (also hope so for this)
- Tiffany is not doing a good job
- Tiffany is too fake
- Tiffany is doing a real good job (these three were from the same site)
- Tiffany is helping to fight the war against terrorism (just doing my part)
- Tiffany is a student at Seven Springs Middle School (no!! ok, I wanna be 13, but without the middle school part)
- Tiffany is extremely beautiful and her personality is infectious
- Tiffany is still creating a buzz in the music world
- Tiffany is coming to Minnesota (really?!)
- Tiffany is our Featured Chick
- Tiffany is not as sweet and innocent as everyone thinks!
- Tiffany is??????????????????!????????????????! (by far, the best result I got)
- Tiffany is different
- Tiffany is known for its premium prices (so I'm an "it" now?)
- Tiffany is due to become the next witch
- Tiffany is a character
- Tiffany is the issue's featured famous nude person, but it's not a centerfold
- Tiffany is quite lengthly (don't ask me what "lengthly" is...)
- Tiffany is growing (I am??!!!)
- Tiffany is as much devoted to sharing her passion for mathematics as she is to math itself
- Tiffany is the first rose
- Tiffany is set to star in M2K's wild new 4-pack DVD release "Girls of Street Racing"
- Tiffany is the daughter of Debbie's sister (no, I'm the daughter of Jim's sister)
- Tiffany is used in everyday speech to mean people who are elitist and who fail to care about the average person
- Tiffany is a dedicated member of her community
- Tiffany is upset to hear her daughter called a "smart ass" (who wouldn't be?)
- Tiffany is $35 (that's it?)
- Tiffany is a little more loose
- Tiffany is an image-manipulation program
- Tiffany is a native of northeastern Pennsylvania (we've been over this...California)
- Tiffany is realizing a little bit more when to put the ball on the ground and when not to (I don't know what this is referring to, but it's amusing)
- Tiffany is transformed from damp silver maple forests and drier upland areas, to soaked swamps and wetlands
- Tiffany is going through one of the most painful times
- Tiffany is a blend of two typefaces
- Tiffany is no longer under active development
- Tiffany is nothing but a blur while snowboarding
- Tiffany is still feeling the effects of not fully understanding the possible side effects of her own medication
- Tiffany is a Grant Zebra filly
- Tiffany is an expert on Shakespearean and Elizabethan-Jacobian drama (um, not quite)
- Tiffany is a smart pup
- Tiffany is cool, but too difficult to use
- Tiffany is a pioneer
- Tiffany is a great (dare I say) kid (I don't know what's with the "dare I say")
- Tiffany is the type of athlete we look for in our post players (I'm sorry to hear that)
- Tiffany is the older sister of Brittany (no, I'm the older sister of Jeff)
- Tiffany is no exception
- Tiffany is now able to read (in fact, I have for about 16 years now)
- Tiffany is no archetypal little girl
- Tiffany is still very aggressive towards other cats
- Tiffany is also an expert cheesemaker and dairy maid
- Tiffany is important
- Tiffany is making the right move
- Tiffany is a redhead (not last time I checked)
- Tiffany is cheating on him (who's this him, and for God's sake, why would I be cheating on him?!)
- Tiffany is her own person
- Tiffany is almost a second daughter to us (that seems to be a common thing with my friends' families...although sometimes it's a "first" or "third" or "fourth" or "fifth")
- Tiffany is a virgin
- Tiffany is not sure
- Tiffany is prone to statements such as, "Martha Stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt." (I think I'll have to adopt that into my sayings)
- Tiffany is the hottest girl i have ever seen!! (hey, I like this person, despite his grammar issues)
But now, at 4:38 AM, it's bedtime.