I need to stop doing this to myself. Although it's not entirely my choice ( Read more... )

Happy 18th Jeff!
Happy 18th Jean!
Happy 19th Tabitha!

Oh, and Mercury was killed this morning.

I swear, everything is against me ( Read more... )

It is mandatory that everyone go drive in the country from time to time ( Read more... )

THEY LOST MY FUCKING FILE!

I must say that Davis has some hot police officers. Or at least one.

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Why am I being charged a below minimum balance fee when, for the first time in a really long time, I'm above the minimum balance? By four hundred dollars. I don't understand.