Time to book a trip to China!

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I just don't know how I've spent so many years not knowing about this...

11 Amazing Fake 'Harry Potter' Books... Written in China

*desperately searches seedy underbelly of internet for black market copies*

"Harry Potter and the Leopard Walk-Up-To Dragon" wins based on the name. Walk-Up-To Dragon?! WTF?! But I think "Harry Potter and the Chinese

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Will Naughty Bubble realize that Voldemort killed Big Spinach?

*diez*

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Yeah. I mean I HAVE to know the answer now! haha

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I am a spoiler whore - promise you'll tell me!

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I found some online translations of some bits from these... But if I seriously get my hands on the full books, I'll try to get them translated and scan in the pages! haha

[napchic]

We were purchasing a 1200 sq. ft. loft in downtown with a walk-up-to dragon and security parking but the deal fell through after inspection.

I have not the first fuck what that "Walk-Up-To Dragon" could possibly possibly mean. That's insane. Maybe it's a docile dragon? or really conveniently located?

but yes. you must read them all. it's your life's purpose. it's all so clear now :)

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Haha, I love your "I have not the first fuck". Made me laugh.

And yeah, obviously... my life has only been leading UP to this.

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(loved your example of usage for walk-up-to dragon)