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neumeindil in tmi_chix

Thought I was cumming...

Aug 25, 2014 22:17

turns out I was peeing. And I just put brand new sheets on the bed yesterday ( Read more... )

Comments 9

wobblerlorri August 26 2014, 04:01:42 UTC

Sponge up as much as possible with towels, then use an enzyme cleaner to clean the mattress. In fact, if you have a removable mattress cover, take it off and wash it or hose it off tomorrow, and apply the enzyme cleaner. Then put the same stuff on the mattress.

Follow the directions for letting the enzyme stuff work (you usually apply enough to get the area at least damp, then cover with damp towels so it dries sloooooooowly).

We've all been there before....

neumeindil August 26 2014, 07:49:46 UTC

Had to run out and get enzyme cleaner, but I'm in bed with clean sheets and a cleaned mattress now. I'll still be somewhat coherent at work tomorrow (second shift, luckily). :)

kaligrrrl August 26 2014, 04:21:04 UTC

are you sure you didn't ejaculate?

neumeindil August 26 2014, 07:48:14 UTC

After 20 years of fucking yes, I'm quite sure. :)

kaligrrrl August 27 2014, 20:23:03 UTC

well, I didn't start ejaculating until I'd been fucking for 22 years or so...

katze_neko_mew August 26 2014, 05:09:43 UTC

And that's why I always do things on a towel, and if I think I may either squirt or pee, I put a plastic bag under the towel XD

neumeindil August 26 2014, 07:48:54 UTC

That's normally SOP but I was trying to be spontaneous and improve a crappy day. That'll teach me...

katze_neko_mew August 26 2014, 16:16:45 UTC

How dare you be spontaneous! [but no I'm sorry you had to deal with the aftermath]

classical_slut August 26 2014, 13:17:21 UTC

Kidz N Petz enzyme cleaner is so good it even gets CAT pee out.