(Untitled)

[deathlytouch]

Useful applications of a death touch:

1. I am never getting another mosquito bite in my life.

Comments

[10ftpole]

ah me either

but w/o the death touch thing

[deathlytouch]

You don't get to kill them at the same time.

[empathing]

Way to find the silver lining on that particularly all-encompassing gray cloud, Kevin.

[pheromoningly]

That's mean. At least Kevin is trying to be positive. I think it's brave of you, Kevin.

[deathlytouch]

But he's right. I'm not denying that it is pretty bad.

[empathing]

Yes, it was an insightful observation on my part.

[fastflight]

omg kevin

u could totally work for a pest control company!!

[deathlytouch]

"Hello, folks. Just stand back and let me touch every bug your house, leaving you with dust for weeks."

Perfect.

[fastflight]

it's better than all the residual chemicals, tho!! it'd be more ~green~

[deathlytouch]

I am all about reducing extermination's carbon footprint.