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[tn_titan]

I love watching game highlights and hearing, "and it comes late in a shift. Both are on empty. They've been out there for over a minute..." I miss playing hockey so damn bad. I attempted to get my fix Saturday night

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[steaksteak]

Tonight I bought pine scented incense at the dollar tree, which i lit next to the tree as if making it smell like a real tree with dollar tree incense would make everyone stare and go "Well it looks like a fake tree, but Ill be goddamned if it doesnt smell like a real one." and then they stand there in quiet contemplation and confusion till they come and get me out of the kitchen, where i am making a jello-made cheesecake to serve them that will start the whole conversation over, to ask me if my tree is real or fake because, by-god, they just cannot tell.

[tn_titan]

I would like to be up front and admit that would really confuse the shit out of me too until I went looking around and I would have thought it was genius. I mean hell, I already DO think it's genius.