TOKIO Rangers
Of course Matsuoka is the Purple Ranger. And a really really cute one at that. Squee!
TOKIO rangers. Uploaded by aizawa_hase on youtube.com. Yay!
Katsumata: Come over here! Hurry up and walk!
Kikkawa: I'm so scared!
Matsushima: Princess Kiku, and how are you feeling today?
Kikkawa:Why, quite beautiful!
Matsushima: Cheeky brat!
Katsumata: Make her ugly, make her ugly!
Matsushima: Boob attack, boob attack!
Kikkawa: Save me! SAVE ME!!
Matsushima: Scream all you want, no one will come!
TOKIO: Wait!!
*amid cheers, light, and music TOKIO appear on the stage*
Nagase (Red): As long as evil is in this world
Matsuoka (Purple): The five of us will stand against it
Yamaguchi (Yellow): Soliders of Love and Peace
Taichi (Pink): TOKIO Ranger!
Joshima (Flesh): Gambaruzo!
*strike a pose*
TOKIO: Ya! Ya!
Katsumata: Ya! What? What's up with the Flesh Colored Ranger? For a second I thought he was naked. What are you guys?
Nagase: As long as evil is in this world
Matsuoka: The five of us will...
Katsumata: Stop it!
Yamaguchi: Soliders of Love..
Katsumata: Stop it! I got the picture!
Taichi: We came to save the princess. *to Kikkawa, saluting* Thank you for taking on this job!
*Kikkawa salutes back*
TOKIO: Princess! Give back the princess! *start to chant and clap, audience joins in* Give her back! Give her back! Give her back!
Matsushima: Shut up!!!!
Katsumata: What a ****(couldn't make it out) enemy!
Nagase: You! The white one!
Matsushima: What?
Nagase: Call our name!
Matsushima: You guys are such a pain.
Nagase: Don't say that!
Matsushima *rather uninterestedly*: What is your guys' name?
Nagase: Tongue Twister Unit
TOKIO: TOKIO Ranger
*strike a pose*
Voice over *while TOKIO does a little dance*: When all five of Tongue Twister Unit TOKIO Ranger come together and say tongue twisters without messing up, they call forth the strongest robot in the world: Mega TOKIO Robo! Now, here are today's tongue twisters. Here they are:
T: Tokyo tokkyo rakkyo kyo ku
O: Okaeri pyoko pyoko mipyoko pyoko awasete pi-ko mu pyoko pyoko
K: Kesa takegaki ni taketate kake ta no wa Takeda ka Takenaka ka
I: Isha pajama kisha pajama mirukokuro koppu pajama
O: Oshanzerize de shinshun shanshon sho
Joshima: Well....that's a lot of different tongue twisters.
Taichi: These are pretty hard
Joshima: In anycase! When the five of us say these tongue twisters, you guys are in big trouble.
Matsushima: Well, go ahead, if you can! But, you have to get to us first!
TOKIO: What?
Matsushima: Here we go.
*warps to the top of the slope*
TOKIO: Princess! Princess!
Kikkawa: Save me!
Matsushima: Well now, come up here!
Nagase: Damn you, we're going up there right now! T!
*Nagase runs up the slope, falls, "ow," slides back down, while people shout "Tomo Ranger!"*
Matsushima: Lookin pretty weak!
Matsuoka: Baka! Tomo Ranger is supposed to look cool! Go!
Nagase *whining*: I can't climb this
*Matsuoka smack to the head*
*TOKIO convincing him to go again*
Tomoya: Here I go!
*Nagase runs up the slope, almost to the top, slides back down*
Matsushima: Don't give up like that!
Taichi: What are we going to do if our two hours end like this?
Nagase: Give me one more chance.
Matsuoka: Sure, we'll give it to you.
Nagase: Here I go!
Joshima: Go! Tomo Ranger!
*Nagase runs up the slope and barely makes it*
Joshima: There you go!
Katsumata: It's not over yet! You have to say the tongue twister!
Nagase: I'll say it for you! T: Tokyo tokkyo rakkyo kyo ku!
*applause*
Nagase: Princess, wait a little bit more.
Matsuoka: TOKIO's O!
*Matsuoka runs up the slope, looses steam halfway there, pathetically (yet very cutely) slides back down*
Taichi: Mabo Ranger...
Nagase: That was pathetic!
*Camera shot of Matsuoka smiling like a dork*
Matsushima: Hurry up and climb up here!
Taichi *posing*: Mabo Ranger is a Nobo Ranger (Sounds like "can't climb")
Joshima: What the hell are you saying? Joking at this time
Nagase: All right, I'll hold out my hand to you.
Taichi: How much are you sweating?
Matsushima: Gambare Nurse man!
*Matsuoka runs, then crawls up the side, and take Nagase down with him, Nagase clings to Matsuoka's leg*
Katsumata and Matsushima: Yeah!
Taichi: What, but you already said it!
Katsumata: You gotta start from the top again!
Taichi: Please, not that!
Matsushima: No! From T!
Taichi: From T..
Matsushima: Get up here.
Nagase: Ok!
*Nagase runs all the way to the top*
Katsumata: All right, say the tongue twister!
Nagase *looking really tired*: All right! Here I go! T: Tokyo tokkyo rakkyo ku!
*ground falls from beneath Nagase and he goes tumbling into powder covered sponges*
TOKIO: You ok?
Katsumata: This is what happens when you screw up!
Matsushima: That's right!
*Nagase gets out from the sponges, looking out of breath and covered in powder*
Katsumata: All right! From T!
Matsushima: Hurry up!
Yamaguchi: Come back!
Nagase: I'm finished!
Yamaguchi: No one is tired, don't worry.
Nagase: Ow, the powder got into my eye, this hurts, here I go,
*runs up the slope and makes it to the top*
Nagase: Ok, here I go. T: Tokyo tokkyo rakkyo kyo ku
Taichi: Well done!
Katsumata: Now the question, is O!
Matsuoka *unenthusiastically*: TOKIO's O.
Joshima: Gambare! Mabo Ranger!
*Matsuoka runs up the slope and launches himself to the top*
TOKIO: Well done! From here! Here we go!
Katsumata: Say the tongue twister!
Matsuoka: Okaeri pyoko pyoko mipyoko pyoko awasete pi-ko mu pyoko pyoko
TOKIO: Yay!
Katsumata: All right, who's K?
Yamaguchi: K!
Joshima: Go Yama Ranger!
*Yamaguchi runs all the way up and leaps to the top*
Matsushima: K of physical strength!
Nagase: Today is an large serving of curry!
Yamaguchi: Wait, wait.
Katsumata: Now, can you say the tongue twister
Yamaguchi: Don't get too happy. K! Kesa takegaki ni take kake....
*ground falls out from beneath the three and they fall*
Taichi: You guys OK?
Nagase: I, um...quit.
Katsumata: Don't quit
Nagase: I want out of TOKIO Ranger
Yamaguchi: You know, stuff like this, kids who just debuted should be doing this sort of thing
Taichi: Um, just a question!
Katsumata: Yes?
Taichi: If possible, we'd like to start with me. And the end will be K, but is that ok?
Katsumata: Ok!
Yamaguchi: Wait a sec, K? That means it's a lot of pressure on me.
Nagase: It's all good. It's ok.
Matsushima: If you're okay, come up here.
Taichi: All right. I will be going first! I～!
*Taichi scurries up the slope with relative ease and does sumo moves*
Katsumata: Sumo dori! Not nervous at all! Now, can you say the tongue twister?
Taichi: Isha pajama kisha pajama mirukokuro koppu pajama
Kikkawa: Yay! Cleared!
Katsumata: Next is O
Joshima: Here I go!
*Joshima runs, and falls and slides down*
TOKIO: Lea....*laughter*
Matsushima: You fall like a 30 year old!
Kikkawa: Even if you are thrity, gambatte!
*Joshima runs up and gets pulled up in the end by Taichi*
Katsumata: Now, can you say the tongue twister?
Joshima: All right, here I go! Oshanzerize de shinshun shanshon sho
TOKIO: Yay! Good job!
Matsushima: Now the three problem children are left.
*Nagase runs up, Matsushima starts singing "Be Ambitious.." Nagase runs out of steam and gets dragged up by Taichi and Joshima*
Matsushima: Your face is a mess.
Nagase: Are you sure I don't have a face that shouldn't be aired? I'm not worried about that! We're going to rescue the princess!
Kikkawa: Thank you.
Katsumata: So say it!
Nagase: T! Tokyo tokkyo rakkyo kyo ku
Katsumata: Next is O!
Matsuoka: O!
*Matsuoka runs up and gets to the top on his own*
Katsumata: You mess up here, everyone falls.
Kikkawa: Relax
Matsuoka: Okaeri pyoko pyoko mipyoko pyoko awasete pi-ko mu pyoko pyoko
TOKIO: Yay!
Matsushima: One left!
Joshima: Yama Ranger!
Nagase: Hey! Don't go home!
TOKIO: Yellow Ranger!!!
*Yamaguchi runs up with relative ease*
Katsumata: Last time K messed up.
Yamaguchi: Yeah
Katsumata: If he messes up, you all fall!
Taichi: It's up to you!
Kikkawa: Gambatte!
Yamaguchi: Kesa takegaki ni tate...
*alarm, floor falls out, TOKIO all fall*
Nagase: I'm going home!
*mini clip of them doing it again "From the beginning" Ending with Nagase climbing to the top*
TOKIO: Please finish this!
Matsushima: Probably the weakest one right now.
Katsumata: Can T say it?
Nagase: Here I go! *cheers from the crowd and Kikkawa* Tokyo tokkyo rakkyo kyo ku
TOKIO: Yay!!!!!
Nagase: The five of us together, Tongue Twister Unit
TOKIO: TOKIO Ranger!
Matsuoka: Enter! Mega TOKIO Robo!!
*lights go down and a weird robot appears*
Matsushima: What is this?
Katsumata: A rocket punch is probably going to come at us!
Matsushima: Rocket punch!?
Katsumata: Watch out, it's coming!
*the face of the robot come flying out at them*
Matsushima: The face!?
Katsumata: The face came flying! *gets over the fact that the face came at them* Aah! We've been defeated!
Matsushima: We've been defeated!
Kikkawa: Defeated
*all three fall over*
TOKIO: Yay!
Taichi: No Princess, you haven't been defeated!
TOKIO: Princess, are you all right? The princess was shocked by the face!
Nagase: Princess, this way.
Voice over: And so, the peace of the world was protected. Thank you, TOKIO Ranger!
That was some kind of weird crack. Wheee!!
Notes: And it's almost 2AM, so you aren't getting translations of the tongue twisters. It's a bunch of gibberish anyways. And I left any form of "gambaru" untranslated because I just can't be bothered. Nothing sounds right. It means to do your best but English doesn't have an adequate equivalent. Also, I got lazy somewhere in there, so a few phrases that were repeated, I didn't bother putting them in...Sorry! But this is about the best I can do in less than two hours.
Good night.
TOKIO rangers. Uploaded by aizawa_hase on youtube.com. Yay!
Katsumata: Come over here! Hurry up and walk!
Kikkawa: I'm so scared!
Matsushima: Princess Kiku, and how are you feeling today?
Kikkawa:Why, quite beautiful!
Matsushima: Cheeky brat!
Katsumata: Make her ugly, make her ugly!
Matsushima: Boob attack, boob attack!
Kikkawa: Save me! SAVE ME!!
Matsushima: Scream all you want, no one will come!
TOKIO: Wait!!
*amid cheers, light, and music TOKIO appear on the stage*
Nagase (Red): As long as evil is in this world
Matsuoka (Purple): The five of us will stand against it
Yamaguchi (Yellow): Soliders of Love and Peace
Taichi (Pink): TOKIO Ranger!
Joshima (Flesh): Gambaruzo!
*strike a pose*
TOKIO: Ya! Ya!
Katsumata: Ya! What? What's up with the Flesh Colored Ranger? For a second I thought he was naked. What are you guys?
Nagase: As long as evil is in this world
Matsuoka: The five of us will...
Katsumata: Stop it!
Yamaguchi: Soliders of Love..
Katsumata: Stop it! I got the picture!
Taichi: We came to save the princess. *to Kikkawa, saluting* Thank you for taking on this job!
*Kikkawa salutes back*
TOKIO: Princess! Give back the princess! *start to chant and clap, audience joins in* Give her back! Give her back! Give her back!
Matsushima: Shut up!!!!
Katsumata: What a ****(couldn't make it out) enemy!
Nagase: You! The white one!
Matsushima: What?
Nagase: Call our name!
Matsushima: You guys are such a pain.
Nagase: Don't say that!
Matsushima *rather uninterestedly*: What is your guys' name?
Nagase: Tongue Twister Unit
TOKIO: TOKIO Ranger
*strike a pose*
Voice over *while TOKIO does a little dance*: When all five of Tongue Twister Unit TOKIO Ranger come together and say tongue twisters without messing up, they call forth the strongest robot in the world: Mega TOKIO Robo! Now, here are today's tongue twisters. Here they are:
T: Tokyo tokkyo rakkyo kyo ku
O: Okaeri pyoko pyoko mipyoko pyoko awasete pi-ko mu pyoko pyoko
K: Kesa takegaki ni taketate kake ta no wa Takeda ka Takenaka ka
I: Isha pajama kisha pajama mirukokuro koppu pajama
O: Oshanzerize de shinshun shanshon sho
Joshima: Well....that's a lot of different tongue twisters.
Taichi: These are pretty hard
Joshima: In anycase! When the five of us say these tongue twisters, you guys are in big trouble.
Matsushima: Well, go ahead, if you can! But, you have to get to us first!
TOKIO: What?
Matsushima: Here we go.
*warps to the top of the slope*
TOKIO: Princess! Princess!
Kikkawa: Save me!
Matsushima: Well now, come up here!
Nagase: Damn you, we're going up there right now! T!
*Nagase runs up the slope, falls, "ow," slides back down, while people shout "Tomo Ranger!"*
Matsushima: Lookin pretty weak!
Matsuoka: Baka! Tomo Ranger is supposed to look cool! Go!
Nagase *whining*: I can't climb this
*Matsuoka smack to the head*
*TOKIO convincing him to go again*
Tomoya: Here I go!
*Nagase runs up the slope, almost to the top, slides back down*
Matsushima: Don't give up like that!
Taichi: What are we going to do if our two hours end like this?
Nagase: Give me one more chance.
Matsuoka: Sure, we'll give it to you.
Nagase: Here I go!
Joshima: Go! Tomo Ranger!
*Nagase runs up the slope and barely makes it*
Joshima: There you go!
Katsumata: It's not over yet! You have to say the tongue twister!
Nagase: I'll say it for you! T: Tokyo tokkyo rakkyo kyo ku!
*applause*
Nagase: Princess, wait a little bit more.
Matsuoka: TOKIO's O!
*Matsuoka runs up the slope, looses steam halfway there, pathetically (yet very cutely) slides back down*
Taichi: Mabo Ranger...
Nagase: That was pathetic!
*Camera shot of Matsuoka smiling like a dork*
Matsushima: Hurry up and climb up here!
Taichi *posing*: Mabo Ranger is a Nobo Ranger (Sounds like "can't climb")
Joshima: What the hell are you saying? Joking at this time
Nagase: All right, I'll hold out my hand to you.
Taichi: How much are you sweating?
Matsushima: Gambare Nurse man!
*Matsuoka runs, then crawls up the side, and take Nagase down with him, Nagase clings to Matsuoka's leg*
Katsumata and Matsushima: Yeah!
Taichi: What, but you already said it!
Katsumata: You gotta start from the top again!
Taichi: Please, not that!
Matsushima: No! From T!
Taichi: From T..
Matsushima: Get up here.
Nagase: Ok!
*Nagase runs all the way to the top*
Katsumata: All right, say the tongue twister!
Nagase *looking really tired*: All right! Here I go! T: Tokyo tokkyo rakkyo ku!
*ground falls from beneath Nagase and he goes tumbling into powder covered sponges*
TOKIO: You ok?
Katsumata: This is what happens when you screw up!
Matsushima: That's right!
*Nagase gets out from the sponges, looking out of breath and covered in powder*
Katsumata: All right! From T!
Matsushima: Hurry up!
Yamaguchi: Come back!
Nagase: I'm finished!
Yamaguchi: No one is tired, don't worry.
Nagase: Ow, the powder got into my eye, this hurts, here I go,
*runs up the slope and makes it to the top*
Nagase: Ok, here I go. T: Tokyo tokkyo rakkyo kyo ku
Taichi: Well done!
Katsumata: Now the question, is O!
Matsuoka *unenthusiastically*: TOKIO's O.
Joshima: Gambare! Mabo Ranger!
*Matsuoka runs up the slope and launches himself to the top*
TOKIO: Well done! From here! Here we go!
Katsumata: Say the tongue twister!
Matsuoka: Okaeri pyoko pyoko mipyoko pyoko awasete pi-ko mu pyoko pyoko
TOKIO: Yay!
Katsumata: All right, who's K?
Yamaguchi: K!
Joshima: Go Yama Ranger!
*Yamaguchi runs all the way up and leaps to the top*
Matsushima: K of physical strength!
Nagase: Today is an large serving of curry!
Yamaguchi: Wait, wait.
Katsumata: Now, can you say the tongue twister
Yamaguchi: Don't get too happy. K! Kesa takegaki ni take kake....
*ground falls out from beneath the three and they fall*
Taichi: You guys OK?
Nagase: I, um...quit.
Katsumata: Don't quit
Nagase: I want out of TOKIO Ranger
Yamaguchi: You know, stuff like this, kids who just debuted should be doing this sort of thing
Taichi: Um, just a question!
Katsumata: Yes?
Taichi: If possible, we'd like to start with me. And the end will be K, but is that ok?
Katsumata: Ok!
Yamaguchi: Wait a sec, K? That means it's a lot of pressure on me.
Nagase: It's all good. It's ok.
Matsushima: If you're okay, come up here.
Taichi: All right. I will be going first! I～!
*Taichi scurries up the slope with relative ease and does sumo moves*
Katsumata: Sumo dori! Not nervous at all! Now, can you say the tongue twister?
Taichi: Isha pajama kisha pajama mirukokuro koppu pajama
Kikkawa: Yay! Cleared!
Katsumata: Next is O
Joshima: Here I go!
*Joshima runs, and falls and slides down*
TOKIO: Lea....*laughter*
Matsushima: You fall like a 30 year old!
Kikkawa: Even if you are thrity, gambatte!
*Joshima runs up and gets pulled up in the end by Taichi*
Katsumata: Now, can you say the tongue twister?
Joshima: All right, here I go! Oshanzerize de shinshun shanshon sho
TOKIO: Yay! Good job!
Matsushima: Now the three problem children are left.
*Nagase runs up, Matsushima starts singing "Be Ambitious.." Nagase runs out of steam and gets dragged up by Taichi and Joshima*
Matsushima: Your face is a mess.
Nagase: Are you sure I don't have a face that shouldn't be aired? I'm not worried about that! We're going to rescue the princess!
Kikkawa: Thank you.
Katsumata: So say it!
Nagase: T! Tokyo tokkyo rakkyo kyo ku
Katsumata: Next is O!
Matsuoka: O!
*Matsuoka runs up and gets to the top on his own*
Katsumata: You mess up here, everyone falls.
Kikkawa: Relax
Matsuoka: Okaeri pyoko pyoko mipyoko pyoko awasete pi-ko mu pyoko pyoko
TOKIO: Yay!
Matsushima: One left!
Joshima: Yama Ranger!
Nagase: Hey! Don't go home!
TOKIO: Yellow Ranger!!!
*Yamaguchi runs up with relative ease*
Katsumata: Last time K messed up.
Yamaguchi: Yeah
Katsumata: If he messes up, you all fall!
Taichi: It's up to you!
Kikkawa: Gambatte!
Yamaguchi: Kesa takegaki ni tate...
*alarm, floor falls out, TOKIO all fall*
Nagase: I'm going home!
*mini clip of them doing it again "From the beginning" Ending with Nagase climbing to the top*
TOKIO: Please finish this!
Matsushima: Probably the weakest one right now.
Katsumata: Can T say it?
Nagase: Here I go! *cheers from the crowd and Kikkawa* Tokyo tokkyo rakkyo kyo ku
TOKIO: Yay!!!!!
Nagase: The five of us together, Tongue Twister Unit
TOKIO: TOKIO Ranger!
Matsuoka: Enter! Mega TOKIO Robo!!
*lights go down and a weird robot appears*
Matsushima: What is this?
Katsumata: A rocket punch is probably going to come at us!
Matsushima: Rocket punch!?
Katsumata: Watch out, it's coming!
*the face of the robot come flying out at them*
Matsushima: The face!?
Katsumata: The face came flying! *gets over the fact that the face came at them* Aah! We've been defeated!
Matsushima: We've been defeated!
Kikkawa: Defeated
*all three fall over*
TOKIO: Yay!
Taichi: No Princess, you haven't been defeated!
TOKIO: Princess, are you all right? The princess was shocked by the face!
Nagase: Princess, this way.
Voice over: And so, the peace of the world was protected. Thank you, TOKIO Ranger!
That was some kind of weird crack. Wheee!!
Notes: And it's almost 2AM, so you aren't getting translations of the tongue twisters. It's a bunch of gibberish anyways. And I left any form of "gambaru" untranslated because I just can't be bothered. Nothing sounds right. It means to do your best but English doesn't have an adequate equivalent. Also, I got lazy somewhere in there, so a few phrases that were repeated, I didn't bother putting them in...Sorry! But this is about the best I can do in less than two hours.
Good night.