Secrets of Secret Stuff Revealed!

[to_scarlet_hue]

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

DID YOU KNOW THAT THE HUMAN SPECIES IS A SCIENCE EXPERIMENT BY ALIENS FROM ALPHA CENTAURI GONE HORRIBLY WRONG?

DID YOU KNOW THAT THE ENTIRE OUTSIDE WORLD IS A POLITICAL FABRICATION, THAT LITERALLY EVERYTHING YOU SEE ON TV IS CREATED ON A COMPUTER IN A SMALL, DARK ROOM FILLED WITH MEN WHO HAVE SOLD THEIR SOULS TO SATAN IN RETURN FOR

Comments

[vespercarpathia]

Dude, epic fucking win. The squares and compasses top it off like no other. You should post copies of this in Borders restrooms (especially women's) with a fake number; I guarantee you'd get ungodly amounts of calls.

[count_my_tears]

How much ramen would it take for me to buy 10 copies? 129.99 worth of ramen per book. I don't think I could even find that much ramen at Sam's Club.

[venger]

LOLLERCAUST

So what brought this on?

[to_scarlet_hue]

It's been slowly fermenting for awhile. Conspiracy theories are to politics what religious fundamentalism is to philosophy.

[venger]

I must admit, that sometimes I wonder if you're intentionally taking a jab at me.

[to_scarlet_hue]

Oh, well the "lizard people" thing probably helped :P

[tilhelvete]

Reminds me of those Disinformation guide things you always see in the Occult section. Am I far off the mark?

[to_scarlet_hue]

Disinformation isn't too bad actually... they occasionally veer into ridiculous territory but mostly they just try to unearth news stories and historical tracts that nobody has been paying attention to.

The Occult section of most bookstores, however, should nevertheless be rife with hilarity.

[kaoru_chan]

I lolled at the "Dogs & Cats".