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March Sucks

Mar 29, 2004 21:45

I hate the month of March. It is quite possibly the worst month in all the year. Not only are there no days off during this horribly depressing month, but teachers feel that it is their duty to make up for months of slacking on their fat asses by assigning mountains of homework, thinking that we have nothing else in our lives going on at the moment ( Read more... )

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oh! anonymous March 29 2004, 20:04:40 UTC

Dude, i would use a tapeworm, 1000 tapeworms! Ever see that movie thinner? It would be like that, where she would get skinny, look great, then get waaaaay to skinny and turn to dust in the end, way cool! Just put some of my patented tapeworm eggs in her coffee, stir, and let her drink!

pete....

Re: oh! to_start_a_fire March 30 2004, 20:02:23 UTC

Yes, that'd kick ass. Stephen King knew what he was talking about when he came up with "Thinner." I shall try that. And did you know that back in the day there were actual products that used tapeworms to control diet? Women actually bought it and had tapeworms in their stomachs to control their weight. Now that's fucked up.

Re: oh! anonymous March 31 2004, 20:16:24 UTC

HAHA, silly, thats not fucked up at all!....wait, oh...I see, it IS fucked up!!!1!