So there I was at work. I had but a few customers this evening. Later on one of my customers from earlier called and asked me out on a date. I politely declined and informed him that I was taken. He told me that he wasn't surprised because he thought I was "so darn cute". Damn I feel good!

Dan --

[noun]:

A human transformer (Robot in disguise)

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This guy scares me!

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I just had to have it though. I think it fits!

I just got finished watching Cannonball Run. What a wonderfully Racist, Antisemitic, and Homophobic movie. Gotta love movies from the 70's!

It's kinda sad when all of your CareerBuilder.com job alerts are for 7-11 positions. I'm trying not to take it personally!

I drank too much coffee today and now my stomach feels like crap. Also, my boobs hurt!

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Your favorite thing to say in the bedroom is:It’s hammer time

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