Esquire's in-house grooming expert, Rodney Cutler, chimes in with some aromatic advice of his own:

1. Your girlfriend knows how to put on fragrance: Spray it once in the air and walk through the mist.

2. You shouldn't have so much cologne on that people cough when you walk by. In fact, anyone outside a twelve-inch radius of your body shouldn't ( Read more... )

i think i'm going to scream until glass shatters. i just slept through my fucking industry test. what the hell is wrong with me! can i pay some doctor to say i was sick even though i wasn't? or do i really have to convince them that i was sick? maybe i should just forget it.

medical phenomenons are fun...and creepy

yo mama is soooo fat....

every one of them had read the signs of misery old mrs. karafilis had written, in greek, in the clouds. on different paths, with different-colored eyes or jerkings of the head, they had deciphered the secret to cowardice or bravery, whichever it was. and the lisbon girls were always there before them. they had killed themseleves over our dying ( Read more... )

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age first time you ever......

Fell in love: 17 maybe

Lost your virginity: 18

Lost someone close to you: 7

Drank alcohol: haha 12, not counting sips of mom and dad's drinks

Smoked weed: 16.....whoa, look where that ended up

Got your heart broken: 17

Got arrested: never

Smoked a cigarette: 12, quit, 18, quit, 19..........

Broken a bone: never

Rode the city bus ( Read more... )

msn news continues to bring offensive information to my attention everyday.

nine inch nails was unfuckingbelievable! i think i could have died that night and not even cared. it was over in about five seconds unfortunately. but it was soooooooo much fun. fucking sound curfew. the lighting was incrediable. there was a screen behind them and then this cage looking wall that came down the front of the stage so it looked like ( Read more... )

what the shit is this?
i love msn news, hahahaha.