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029; Ah, Hello New People

Mar 05, 2007 19:44

1) I'm quitting the zombie war/uprising thing. Sorry guys but you're right, it's not my problem and they're not after me. They're after you. My advice is to use napalm: which in it's simplest form is just gasoline and vasoline. Don't blow yourselves up ( Read more... )

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darklycut3on3 March 6 2007, 01:26:40 UTC

I would recommend contacting the Tokyo Police Cataclysmic Division for assistance. They're rather used to zombies.

fukubuch0u March 6 2007, 01:32:30 UTC

Really? Hmm. That would be really good. But we're not sure where the zombies are. Is that a problem?

darklycut3on3 March 6 2007, 01:34:35 UTC

If they've been using taxpayer money effectively then it shouldn't be a problem for them.

Then again, I don't believe this zombie invasion was anticipated. They're supposed to carry permits, you know. I'd thought the next scheduled invasion for was next week, so they seem a bit early.

fukubuch0u March 6 2007, 01:45:14 UTC

People pay taxes for this? Why didn't I know this? I didn't realize zombie invasions were so frequent! Are we in danger often? ;___;

Well, this invasion was caused by...special circumstances that would take way too long to explain.

The zombies are supposed to carry permits?!

darklycut3on3 March 6 2007, 01:50:31 UTC

They call the phenomenon the SEP Field--"Somebody Else's Problem." There are many times you do not see what is in front of you if you don't expect it to be there.

Tokyo is already a beacon for such attacks, the TPCD simply streamlines the process and ensures civilians aren't injured in the ensuing directed chaos. All attacks to the city and/or its civilians are supposed to be properly scheduled and monitored.

fukubuch0u March 6 2007, 01:57:46 UTC

That's...kind of scary. That I could be in danger and not know it, I mean. ;___;

Hmm, really? Then maybe the TPCD already knows about the zombies that are coming to attack us and maybe they're already taking care of it. Do you think that's the case? Because as far as I can tell, the zombies haven't attacked since the first time. All they've done is threaten to.

It would be great if we could avoid having to fight them ourselves...

darklycut3on3 March 6 2007, 02:00:26 UTC

They might know about them. Then again, they've been overworked for months now so I wouldn't count on it.

I could help fight them ^__^

fukubuch0u March 6 2007, 02:02:06 UTC

It hasn't been months though. Only less than a week.

Good. We could use all the help we can get!

darklycut3on3 March 6 2007, 02:07:35 UTC

There was a Rent-A-Zilla attack last week. They're probably still cleaning that up.

I have dealt with zombies before.

fukubuch0u March 6 2007, 02:09:17 UTC

Okay. Is there a number to call to inform them of the situation?

Good, because I definitely haven't.

...I'm not even going to ask what a Rent-A-Zilla is.

darklycut3on3 March 6 2007, 02:19:46 UTC

I can call them for you. I know the Chief Inspector. Anything else I should know about the zombies?

You can rent "Godzilla" monsters at an hourly rate. Rather pricey. I hear people get Rent-A-Zillas for graduation gifts, that kind of thing. Like a hot air balloon ride.

fukubuch0u March 6 2007, 02:23:11 UTC

Um, just that the main one, Brunhilda, is after Akazawa Yoshirou and wants to marry him or take him to the beach or something like that. And that they say there's 9,000 of them, but that might be an exaggeration. I think that's the main things.

Oh. Wonderful. ;____;

darklycut3on3 March 6 2007, 02:34:14 UTC

Hmm. Are you sure they're really undead? They might just be mindless fangirls under the influence of a greater power.

Rent-A-Zillas are kind of cute, in a green lizardy way :)

fukubuch0u March 6 2007, 02:37:22 UTC

I wasn't there to see the zombies the first time but they say they were real zombies. Brunhilda WAS a mindless fangirl, but then she got murdered. So when she became a zombie she stayed the same and came to get revenge. Maybe that's uncommon, but that's what I understand happened.

Did you call the TPCD yet? Are they going to take care of it?

Ah. Um. I'll take your word for it.

darklycut3on3 March 6 2007, 02:51:55 UTC

Huh. That is rather uncommon, but not unheard of. How unusual.

Chief Inspector Sonoda got a little snarky with me. They'll do their best, but don't expect too much of a calvary.

I'd ask Largo, since he does tend to be rather effective at ridding the world of evil, but you probably wouldn't enjoy the size of the craters he leaves behind. He got fired from the TPCD for causing more of a mess than the monsters.

fukubuch0u March 6 2007, 02:55:24 UTC

Oh. Um. Do you think they'll take care of the situation then? Or not?

I...ah...don't think there's any need to ask him.

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