055; Why Inui Juice Should Not Be Given To Small And Innocent Children...

[toasty_tezuka]

Word Of Advice: Never give seemingly innocent children Inui Juice. You may never know what they're capable of. :| :| :|

Yesterday, to make things concise, Inui and I got arrested. For indecent exposure. Of course, this was purely accidental. How were we supposed to know those kids had baseball bats and were almost as fast as us? I mean, Inui and I

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[gekidasadaze]

What's this about you and a hit list?

[toasty_tezuka]

... Hitlist? I don't have a hitlist.

[gekidasadaze]

I was told you had a hitlist and I was on it. Do I have to call the police on you?

[toasty_tezuka]

... Who told you I had a hit list? And I've already seen the cops once. Why would I have a hitlist with you on it?

[kidoban]

Sounds like a day like no other, Tezuka. ^_^;

[toasty_tezuka]

... It was rather outrageous, but considering the stuff that happens around here, it's not surprising.

[fukubuch0u]

I don't think you should be giving Inui juice to small children! Isn't Inui Juice too strong for them? That's hardly charity. You're lucky they were alright.

That's too bad that Inui had to spend the night in jail on his birthday. But why were you arrested? Just for being with Inui? It sounds like the police weren't very fair at all.

[toasty_tezuka]

... I can't say it was completely Inui's idea but he suggested testing it out on the freshman first.

I was arrested because I was with him as an accomplice or something ridiculous. I also wasn't going to LEAVE Inui. Jail isn't bad, Oishi, really...

[fukubuch0u]

Well, it was very careless of you, Tezuka. You know that not many people can handle Inui Juice. It's used as a punishment!

Oh. That's stupid.

The way you talk about jail makes it seem like you don't mind going there! This is serious, Tezuka. Jail is BAD.

[toasty_tezuka]

I know, Oishi, but let's face it, everyone's human and everyone makes mistakes. I do my best not to make them. The entire thing was an accident.

We were there for seven hours, it wasn't bad. We sat in a cell and Inui talked the entire time and then we were let out.

[toroooonnnndou]

You're mine, bitch.

[toasty_tezuka]

...In what context, Sanada? In our match or perhaps someplace else...?

[toroooonnnndou]

What do you think?

[toasty_tezuka]

I don't know. What do you think I think?

[likespi]

On the bright side, Inui and I made it out of jail just fine.

On a less positive note, I've been grounded. Possibly forever.

Reluctant as I am to use emoticons, I'm tempted to add a few dozen ":|" to this comment.

[toasty_tezuka]

... My parents haven't decided their punishment for me quite yet. :| :| :| :| I'm sure I'll know tomorrow. They're really thinking this thing over...

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