LOG -- TEZUKA AND SANADA
Tezuka and Sanada meet up. Do I need to say more? This takes place sometime today and it's rated TG for Tennis God. :|
Tezuka: *is at the street courts practicing his Zone before he goes off to the tennis camp* :|
Sanada: *can sense the Zone's presence and, taking the advice of a wise toucan, follows his nose to the origin of said Zone*
Tezuka: *does a perfect zero-shiki drop shot* :| *sparkles*
Sanada: *stands ominously in a shadow* Tezuka.
Tezuka: *his eyes dart to the side* Sanada. :| *glows radiantly like J-Lo* I knew you were coming from seven miles away.
Sanada: So can I assume that since you had seven miles worth of my walking, you have prepared to play me?
Tezuka: I've always been ready to play you. :| You and I share the same destiny of playing each other.
Sanada: *drops his tennis bag on the ground* I do not share your destiny of playing me.
Tezuka: *watches him* My destiny has always been to play you and then promptly beat you. :| The Tennis God decided this the day we were born.
Sanada: The God of Tennis is cruel. *pulls one racquet out of his bag and then another one, examining them both*
Tezuka: *goes over to his tennis bag on the bench and takes out another racquet* The Tennis God is fair and wise. :|
Sanada: *throws his racquets into the air and through the forces of Tennis, they combine into a Super Racquet, double sided for efficiency* I won't be defeated.
Tezuka: You were defeated before the beginning of time, Sanada. *pops his collar out and throws Sanada a "don't mess with the Tez" look* :|
Sanada: *rips off his sleeves* I don't accept defeat before playing.
Tezuka: You're already accepting defeat. I can see it in your eyes. :| *turns up his sparkle and glow up a million notches*
Sanada: *flips his hat around backwards and bends over, applying TEN pumps each to his Pumpin' high-tops*
Sanada: Stop looking at my eyes.
Tezuka: *runs a hand through his spanking shiny hair and puts on his super special wristband* You won't win. :| *points his racket at him* I'm taking you down.
Sanada: *twirls his racquet and strikes a battle pose* Bring it.
Tezuka: *stares him down* Oh, I'll bring it. *pulls out a tennis ball and goes to his side of the court* You won't win to see the light of day. :|
Sanada: *there is a sudden beeping as Sanada stands up* Hang on. *looks down at what looks like a pager* I sense Yukimura is in danger.
Tezuka: ...
Tezuka: Alright. :| *lowers his racket*
Sanada: *glares at Tezuka* I fail to see how standing there puts him in any less danger.
Tezuka: Well, I'm not Yukimura's man-bitch. Whether he's in any danger isn't much of my concern. :|
Sanada: *pauses* I didn't understand that word you used.
Tezuka: Which word? :|
Sanada: *does the quotes with his fingers* Man-bitch.
Tezuka: *stares at him* ... :|
Tezuka: Go look it up on urbandictionary.com.
Sanada: Accompany me to a computer to do so.
Tezuka: In the middle of our match? :| *thinks about this*
Tezuka: Fine. :|
Sanada: We'll play our match on the way to a computer. *pulls a tennis ball out of his pocket and holds his double-racquet out* On guard.
Tezuka: You're on. *starts walking off but in a ball return position* We'll go the library and use their computers.
Tezuka: *holds out his racket*
Sanada: *serves the ball and then runs toward the door to the fence*
Tezuka: *waits until he sees a ball fly over the trees before returning it, running towards the exit of the courts* :|
Sanada: *runs out onto the sidewalk and hits the ball back*
Tezuka: *sort of following him but staying at the court distance away* :| *volleys the ball to him, hoping it lands in - wherever in is*
Sanada: *watches the ball hit the street next to the sidewalk* Out. 15-love. Me.
Tezuka: *stares intensely at Sanada* Fine. :| Your serve again. *gets back into a position while still inching towards the street*
Sanada: *reels back and serves the ball, bouncing it off a tree trunk and sending it toward Tezuka*
Tezuka: *glows like a glow stick when he whacks the ball back to him, hitting a parked car in the process* :| That car was careless for being placed in the middle of our important match.
Sanada: Cars are out. 30-love. Me.
Tezuka: Cars are only out if you break something on the car. :|
Car: *has a broken window*
Sanada: *pauses and glares at Tezuka* Are you trying to make up rules?
Tezuka: *gives him a blank look* Are you trying to cheat? :|
Sanada: I don't cheat.
Tezuka: I think you're trying to cheat. :|
Tezuka: I don't play cheaters, Sanada.
Sanada: Must I repeat my previous two words and one contraction?
Tezuka: No.
Tezuka: Continue then. :|
Tezuka: *gets back into position* I'm only just getting warmed up.
Sanada: *tromps over to Tezuka and slaps the racquet from his hand* No.
Tezuka: Give me back my racket. *pauses* Please. *glares hard at him* :|
Sanada: *points to it on the ground* I'm not holding it.
Tezuka: *looks down at the ground at his precious racket then looks back up at Sanada* I demand we settle this over a karaoke match if this is how you're going to play. :| :| :| :| :|
Sanada: Karaoke?
Tezuka: Yes, karaoke.
Tezuka: :|
Sanada: Karaoke is not how I roll.
Tezuka: Oh really?
Tezuka: Well, I happen to the ex leader singer of Kunimitsu's Kruzsaders. :| I show no mercy when it comes to singing.
Sanada: I can tell by the way you said that you spell "Crusaders" wrong in two different places.
Tezuka: *picks up his racket from the ground* That spelling is perfectly correct. :|
Sanada: If by "perfectly correct", you mean "wrong" then yes. It's perfectly correct.
Sanada: I accept that.
Tezuka: I don't need you to tell me how to spell my old band's name. :| The "wrong" spelling is for emphasis and so we could say, "We're the Kunimitsu Kruzsaders... crusading into your heart." :|
Sanada: ...
Sanada: ...
Sanada: *stares at Tezuka*
Sanada: I take back my singing of Wonderful Days.
Tezuka: *stares back at Sanada*
Tezuka: I was the most bad ass seven year old lead singer ever. :|
Sanada: *backhands Tezuka so that his glasses fly off* Stop.
Tezuka: *narrows his eyes at Sanada* How dare you. :|
Sanada: How dare you how dare me.
Tezuka: *glows ominously* That was uncalled for. 30-15. Me. :|
Sanada: Where did that score come from?
Tezuka: For backhanding the opponent. ie. me.
Tezuka: :| :| :| :| :|
Sanada: Automatic points are not part of the rules. Must I recite the rules of tennis for you?
Tezuka: ... No. :|
Tezuka: I should make it 30-30 for your attitude. :|
Sanada: *waves his racquet threateningly* You have no say in the rules, don't make me disqualify you.
Tezuka: Who made you the referee? *glares at him and points his racket back at him* :|
Tezuka: I made the rules. Ask The Tennis God. :| :| :|
Sanada: *pulls the head off of his racquet to reveal a sword hidden within*
Sanada: *thinks that words are not needed*
Tezuka: *stares at Sanada's sword for a moment before pulling the top off his own racquet revealing a lightsaber* :|
Sanada: I did not anticipate this.
Tezuka: It's a good thing you're a worthy enemy, otherwise I would have just used the power of the Zone to blow you out of Japan. :|
Sanada: I don't fear the Zone. *swings his sword once and cuts a tree in half from across the street*
Tezuka: *in the blink of an eye he slices a car in half and then takes a step back, pointing his lightsaber at Sanada* I do not fear your sword. :|
Sanada: *picks Tezuka's glasses up and hands them to him* Blindly done.
Tezuka: *stares at him before taking his glasses and putting them back on* I trained on top of cliffs and waterfalls. I can do it all. :|
Sanada: I trained with monks and learned to be celibate.
Tezuka: I wrestled bears with the Zone. :|
Sanada: I eat glass.
Tezuka: I know what you did last summer. :|
Sanada: I don't speak of my previous summer.
Tezuka: *stares harder at him* I don't have time for this. :|
Sanada: *looks off into the sun wistfully* Nor do I.
Tezuka: I have to go make some people run laps. :| *puts down his lightsaber*
Sanada: And I must see if Yukimura is in sufficient health.
Tezuka: We will finish this. :|
Sanada: We will.
Tezuka: *nods at him* I'll see you at the final showdown, Sanada. :|
Sanada: Of ultimate destiny.
Tezuka: Yes. :| *puts the top back onto his lightsaber/racquet*
Sanada: *takes a few steps back and throws a Deku nut on the ground, disappearing with a CRACK*
Tezuka: *watches him disappear and then walks into the sunset* :|
The Tennis God: ... They're so in love. *crazy evil laugh*
Tezuka: *is at the street courts practicing his Zone before he goes off to the tennis camp* :|
Sanada: *can sense the Zone's presence and, taking the advice of a wise toucan, follows his nose to the origin of said Zone*
Tezuka: *does a perfect zero-shiki drop shot* :| *sparkles*
Sanada: *stands ominously in a shadow* Tezuka.
Tezuka: *his eyes dart to the side* Sanada. :| *glows radiantly like J-Lo* I knew you were coming from seven miles away.
Sanada: So can I assume that since you had seven miles worth of my walking, you have prepared to play me?
Tezuka: I've always been ready to play you. :| You and I share the same destiny of playing each other.
Sanada: *drops his tennis bag on the ground* I do not share your destiny of playing me.
Tezuka: *watches him* My destiny has always been to play you and then promptly beat you. :| The Tennis God decided this the day we were born.
Sanada: The God of Tennis is cruel. *pulls one racquet out of his bag and then another one, examining them both*
Tezuka: *goes over to his tennis bag on the bench and takes out another racquet* The Tennis God is fair and wise. :|
Sanada: *throws his racquets into the air and through the forces of Tennis, they combine into a Super Racquet, double sided for efficiency* I won't be defeated.
Tezuka: You were defeated before the beginning of time, Sanada. *pops his collar out and throws Sanada a "don't mess with the Tez" look* :|
Sanada: *rips off his sleeves* I don't accept defeat before playing.
Tezuka: You're already accepting defeat. I can see it in your eyes. :| *turns up his sparkle and glow up a million notches*
Sanada: *flips his hat around backwards and bends over, applying TEN pumps each to his Pumpin' high-tops*
Sanada: Stop looking at my eyes.
Tezuka: *runs a hand through his spanking shiny hair and puts on his super special wristband* You won't win. :| *points his racket at him* I'm taking you down.
Sanada: *twirls his racquet and strikes a battle pose* Bring it.
Tezuka: *stares him down* Oh, I'll bring it. *pulls out a tennis ball and goes to his side of the court* You won't win to see the light of day. :|
Sanada: *there is a sudden beeping as Sanada stands up* Hang on. *looks down at what looks like a pager* I sense Yukimura is in danger.
Tezuka: ...
Tezuka: Alright. :| *lowers his racket*
Sanada: *glares at Tezuka* I fail to see how standing there puts him in any less danger.
Tezuka: Well, I'm not Yukimura's man-bitch. Whether he's in any danger isn't much of my concern. :|
Sanada: *pauses* I didn't understand that word you used.
Tezuka: Which word? :|
Sanada: *does the quotes with his fingers* Man-bitch.
Tezuka: *stares at him* ... :|
Tezuka: Go look it up on urbandictionary.com.
Sanada: Accompany me to a computer to do so.
Tezuka: In the middle of our match? :| *thinks about this*
Tezuka: Fine. :|
Sanada: We'll play our match on the way to a computer. *pulls a tennis ball out of his pocket and holds his double-racquet out* On guard.
Tezuka: You're on. *starts walking off but in a ball return position* We'll go the library and use their computers.
Tezuka: *holds out his racket*
Sanada: *serves the ball and then runs toward the door to the fence*
Tezuka: *waits until he sees a ball fly over the trees before returning it, running towards the exit of the courts* :|
Sanada: *runs out onto the sidewalk and hits the ball back*
Tezuka: *sort of following him but staying at the court distance away* :| *volleys the ball to him, hoping it lands in - wherever in is*
Sanada: *watches the ball hit the street next to the sidewalk* Out. 15-love. Me.
Tezuka: *stares intensely at Sanada* Fine. :| Your serve again. *gets back into a position while still inching towards the street*
Sanada: *reels back and serves the ball, bouncing it off a tree trunk and sending it toward Tezuka*
Tezuka: *glows like a glow stick when he whacks the ball back to him, hitting a parked car in the process* :| That car was careless for being placed in the middle of our important match.
Sanada: Cars are out. 30-love. Me.
Tezuka: Cars are only out if you break something on the car. :|
Car: *has a broken window*
Sanada: *pauses and glares at Tezuka* Are you trying to make up rules?
Tezuka: *gives him a blank look* Are you trying to cheat? :|
Sanada: I don't cheat.
Tezuka: I think you're trying to cheat. :|
Tezuka: I don't play cheaters, Sanada.
Sanada: Must I repeat my previous two words and one contraction?
Tezuka: No.
Tezuka: Continue then. :|
Tezuka: *gets back into position* I'm only just getting warmed up.
Sanada: *tromps over to Tezuka and slaps the racquet from his hand* No.
Tezuka: Give me back my racket. *pauses* Please. *glares hard at him* :|
Sanada: *points to it on the ground* I'm not holding it.
Tezuka: *looks down at the ground at his precious racket then looks back up at Sanada* I demand we settle this over a karaoke match if this is how you're going to play. :| :| :| :| :|
Sanada: Karaoke?
Tezuka: Yes, karaoke.
Tezuka: :|
Sanada: Karaoke is not how I roll.
Tezuka: Oh really?
Tezuka: Well, I happen to the ex leader singer of Kunimitsu's Kruzsaders. :| I show no mercy when it comes to singing.
Sanada: I can tell by the way you said that you spell "Crusaders" wrong in two different places.
Tezuka: *picks up his racket from the ground* That spelling is perfectly correct. :|
Sanada: If by "perfectly correct", you mean "wrong" then yes. It's perfectly correct.
Sanada: I accept that.
Tezuka: I don't need you to tell me how to spell my old band's name. :| The "wrong" spelling is for emphasis and so we could say, "We're the Kunimitsu Kruzsaders... crusading into your heart." :|
Sanada: ...
Sanada: ...
Sanada: *stares at Tezuka*
Sanada: I take back my singing of Wonderful Days.
Tezuka: *stares back at Sanada*
Tezuka: I was the most bad ass seven year old lead singer ever. :|
Sanada: *backhands Tezuka so that his glasses fly off* Stop.
Tezuka: *narrows his eyes at Sanada* How dare you. :|
Sanada: How dare you how dare me.
Tezuka: *glows ominously* That was uncalled for. 30-15. Me. :|
Sanada: Where did that score come from?
Tezuka: For backhanding the opponent. ie. me.
Tezuka: :| :| :| :| :|
Sanada: Automatic points are not part of the rules. Must I recite the rules of tennis for you?
Tezuka: ... No. :|
Tezuka: I should make it 30-30 for your attitude. :|
Sanada: *waves his racquet threateningly* You have no say in the rules, don't make me disqualify you.
Tezuka: Who made you the referee? *glares at him and points his racket back at him* :|
Tezuka: I made the rules. Ask The Tennis God. :| :| :|
Sanada: *pulls the head off of his racquet to reveal a sword hidden within*
Sanada: *thinks that words are not needed*
Tezuka: *stares at Sanada's sword for a moment before pulling the top off his own racquet revealing a lightsaber* :|
Sanada: I did not anticipate this.
Tezuka: It's a good thing you're a worthy enemy, otherwise I would have just used the power of the Zone to blow you out of Japan. :|
Sanada: I don't fear the Zone. *swings his sword once and cuts a tree in half from across the street*
Tezuka: *in the blink of an eye he slices a car in half and then takes a step back, pointing his lightsaber at Sanada* I do not fear your sword. :|
Sanada: *picks Tezuka's glasses up and hands them to him* Blindly done.
Tezuka: *stares at him before taking his glasses and putting them back on* I trained on top of cliffs and waterfalls. I can do it all. :|
Sanada: I trained with monks and learned to be celibate.
Tezuka: I wrestled bears with the Zone. :|
Sanada: I eat glass.
Tezuka: I know what you did last summer. :|
Sanada: I don't speak of my previous summer.
Tezuka: *stares harder at him* I don't have time for this. :|
Sanada: *looks off into the sun wistfully* Nor do I.
Tezuka: I have to go make some people run laps. :| *puts down his lightsaber*
Sanada: And I must see if Yukimura is in sufficient health.
Tezuka: We will finish this. :|
Sanada: We will.
Tezuka: *nods at him* I'll see you at the final showdown, Sanada. :|
Sanada: Of ultimate destiny.
Tezuka: Yes. :| *puts the top back onto his lightsaber/racquet*
Sanada: *takes a few steps back and throws a Deku nut on the ground, disappearing with a CRACK*
Tezuka: *watches him disappear and then walks into the sunset* :|
The Tennis God: ... They're so in love. *crazy evil laugh*