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[toastyfishands]

to everyone on my friends list, i hate you. my whole life is a lie and i never liked any of you to begin with. olivia has changed her first name to horatio and i order you to acknowledge this immediately. i'm sleeping with all of your mothers.

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Comments

[babyfce204]

well fine. i hate you too then!

blahh

[volcomsurfer69]

Horatio is my lover and you good sir you are a woman....

[crazyhugo]

so what? granny, you already hated me =P

[ipimpedyoshimi]

oh no my life is OVER!

[jewgermeiger]

yeah, I hated you as soon as I saw you
and then again when I saw you covered in pancake mix

but maybe I'm just jealous and I wanna be like you
maybe I want to be a motherfucker, pun intended