Epic Fail

[toastylibrarian]

Every day I try to get to work on time. This week, these are the things that kept me from doing so:
Monday: It's Monday. Need I say more?

Tuesday: slept through alarm clock for 30 minutes

Wednesday: deodorant is missing. (still haven't located it)

Thursday: knocked a pyrex measuring cup off the counter, it shatters in a million pieces and I

Comments

[grubbygirl]

I've gone to school without shoes before. You know Brisket ate that deodorant.