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I'm in a transitional phase, Diary. A couple weeks ago I ran into my former lover, Gaping Axe Wound, née Festering Axe Wound. She's managing a Wendy's and told me they'd just lost a full-time employee to a horrific Frosty-making accident. She offered me the position, and, having no better options, I accepted. So I now ( Read more... )

I  was shelving today when a kid asked me, "Where are the tight books at?"

I tried to explain to him that "tight" was not a subject but a qualifying term of coolness, which we did not sort books by, but then I gave him the visual dictionary of dinosaurs saying, "How about this?"

"...Tiiight..."

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So I am busy as hell in school, and not really seeming to care that much right now, and I am broke already..again..

but other then that...

life right now is pretty damn good. 
(now if i say that, is it all of the sudden going to get really boring and shitty?
I hope not)

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I am so failing my Greek exam tomorrow.

I suck.

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In the year 1166 B.C., a malcontented hunchbrain by the name of Greyface, got it into his head that the universe was as humorless as he, and he began to teach that play was sinful because it contradicted the ways of Serious Order. ``Look at all the order around you,'' he said. And from that, he deluded honest men to believe that reality was a ( Read more... )