The Tomb of the Dark Mummy Knight named Wall-E

[tobascofish]

That's right, I'm reviewing movies again.  My scoring has changed along with every other reviewer on the planet.  The highest score is a 4 now, thank you Roger Ebert.  This one's gonna be a threefer because it heralds my triumphant return from wherever it is I've been lately.  So here goes:

THE MUMMY: TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR

Ok let's start off

Comments

[dwarfwitahammer]

Two Face isnt dead, man. HARVEY DENT is most certainly dead, but Two Face is FINE. Maybe a bit sore, but fine. Let's take a tally of how many people survived falls in this movie:

1) Batman and Rachel Dawes at the fundraiser.
2) Sal Maroni, whom Batman JUMPED DOWN TWO afterwards.
3) Batman, after tacking Harvey.
4) The Joker, after being caught by the bat grappling hook.
5) Two Face.

I could get into the metaphorical aspects of the coin coming up unscarred on the fall being representative of Harvey being the one to die, but I think you can follow me here.

Also, no coffin at the funeral.

Also, COMIC BOOK MOVIE, nobody dies until we see the body.

yo

[yaccats]

first of all: i agree with your movies reviews totally (expect for 3rd mummy cause i haven't seen it, and now i might not at all).

Second: i don't know how much you into graphic noval but if you like creepy joker, then you should read "the killing joke." Its ever so creepy jokeer.

well thats it for now

Re: yo

[sector_1417]

I agree as well with your reviews

Re: yo

[dwarfwitahammer]

There won't be a "I thought you were dead!" moment. However, I hope that there's a moment where its like
"Holy crap that was Harvey Dent!!"
"Harvey Dent's dead, man. Besides, we just almost got killed by Two Face!!"

It would be interesting to see the people of gotham not recognizing their white knight.

Also, I found a way to use the Joker without ledger.

Harleen Quinzel, Joker's therapist in Arkham, loses it upon his death (he'd have to die off screen), and becomes Harley Quinn. She does things in his name, and in the end, she kidnaps an innocent man and tortures him to the breaking point, cutting his face and turning him into the new Joker.

I'm not saying they SHOULD, but it would work.

Re: yo

[tobascofish]

There's already talk of having The Riddler and The Penguin in the next film. So I suppose they could do that in a fourth one, but I think the original plan was to do a different villain for each film at least until most of the villains were used and then they could have a break out of Arkham movie or something.

Your idea would work in a continuity sense, but I don't think audiences would like it.

[anonymous]

I really liked Batman as well, Wall-E was good too, I haven't seen Mummy, and I had no intention of wanting to see it really, heh. Hellboy 2 wasn't all that great, Kung Fu Panda was kinda cute :) Maybe you'll like that one, heh.

Anyways :) Glad to see we have the same opinion of a few things, I really liked Wall-E for the lack of talking, it was a nice change.

[tril_latel]

Argh, I hate my livejournal, lol, that was DD ;_;

[ext_83464]

Sounds like Tomb of the Dragon Emperor met everyone's expectations... Brendan Frasier tries too hard to act, so you can tell he's acting