Einstein is god XD

Jun 09, 2005 00:23

OKAY new religion.


Here's the deal: We meet every saturday morning and talk about scientific theories, yaoi, and Einstein. Afterwards we go out to the Quantum Cafe ((c) Brian Greene) and have relativity pancakes with Half-Life syrup and Creation butter on them. Keitaru says we should have Elemental Coffe but I'm going for Dark Matter Coffe (I mean, how cool is it to be drinking coffee that you can't actually see?!).

Yes. We actually did have a conversation about this.

[Hagane] says:
it was HIM *points to the bit of air she slapped earlier*
[Hagane] says:
hes angry that I slapped him and wants to slap something else now
{ηαміdα} says:
well, that -is- equivalent exchange...
[Hagane] says:
bah
[Hagane] says:
XD
[Hagane] says:
what about CHRISTMAS?!
[Hagane] says:
..
[Hagane] says:
thats... okay wait yeah thats equivilent exchange..
{ηαміdα} says:
...=O
[Hagane] says:
....wait no its not *Forgot Santa isn't real and it doesn't matter if you're naughty or nice*
[Hagane] says:
XDDD
{ηαміdα} says:
giving and getting..
{ηαміdα} says:
XD
[Hagane] says:
I was thinking of the whole.. "if you're bad you get a lump of coal, if you're nice you get a present =D~!" thing
{ηαміdα} says:
ooh
{ηαміdα} says:
good point!
{ηαміdα} says:
IS SANTA AN ALCHEMIST?!
[Hagane] says:
...OMG O.o!!!!
{ηαміdα} says:
i mean, i guess it makes sense..
[Hagane] says:
Yeah o.O
{ηαміdα} says:
i don't know how it makes sense, but i'm sure it does somehow.
[Hagane] says:
...Me too~! ^.^ *high five*
{ηαміdα} says:
*high fives back*
[Hagane] says:
The Gift Alchemist
[Hagane] says:
ohohoho
[Hagane] says:
maybe he doesn't really have elf helpers
{ηαміdα} says:
hmm..
[Hagane] says:
maybe he makes it all out of alchemy
{ηαміdα} says:
and the reindeer! and the flying sleigh!
[Hagane] says:
OMG >.< WHY IS THIS MAKING SO MUCH SENSE?
[Hagane] says:
XD
{ηαміdα} says:
BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!
[Hagane] says:
random all-knowing voice: Because you're both stoned off your ass--er.... I mean you're hyper
{ηαміdα} says:
he makes all his gifts out of alchemy
[Hagane] says:
XD
{ηαміdα} says:
*hides pot* >_>;
[Hagane] says:
>.> <.< >.>
{ηαміdα} says:
ooh, and the Easter Bunny!
[Hagane] says:
...hey wait
[Hagane] says:
Christmas is a religious holiday
[Hagane] says:
I thought religion and alchemy clashed? ;.;
{ηαміdα} says:
but the Santa Clause part isn't religious
[Hagane] says:
...SCIENCE IS NOW OFFICIALLY A RELIGION~
[Hagane] says:
and I'm converting
{ηαміdα} says:
YES.
[Hagane] says:
XDDD
{ηαміdα} says:
*converts* laboratories are places of worship! scientists are followers!
[Hagane] says:
XD~! WEWT~
[Hagane] says:
Einstein = God?
[Hagane] says:
XD
{ηαміdα} says:
and...we'll worship Santa Clause and stuff. AND EINSTEIN.
{ηαміdα} says:
yes!
[Hagane] says:
X3 whoo~!
{ηαміdα} says:
but we need some sort of discreet symbolism for God!Einstein...like the cross. a little "E=MC2" medallion?
[Hagane] says:
ENERGY IS MASS, YO
[Hagane] says:
er
[Hagane] says:
...
[Hagane] says:
>.>
[Hagane] says:
XDDD E=MC2 medallion...
{ηαміdα} says:
XD
[Hagane] says:
how about a cat? Cause yanno, Schrodinger's cat was a pretty freaking awesome experiment
[Hagane] says:
OR OHOHO!!
[Hagane] says:
we could do one of Feynman's diagram thingies *physics nerd*
[Hagane] says:
cause those look like alien signs or something
[Hagane] says:
XD
{ηαміdα} says:
yes!
{ηαміdα} says:
WE HAVE STARTED A RELIGION! =O
[Hagane] says:
http://plus.maths.org/issue21/features/strings/feynman1.gif
[Hagane] says:
THIS ONE
{ηαміdα} says:
<3!
[Hagane] says:
XDDD
{ηαміdα} says:
it's simple! it's mysterious! it has symbolism! I THINK YOU ARE A GENIUS, MY DEAR NOBU.
[Hagane] says:
WHOOOEEE~!
[Hagane] says:
XDDD



Science is my religion. Einstein = ♥♥♥

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