Awwwessoomme.

[tobuscus]

Today was a great day. Last night I drove around and bought a flower and a late birthday card for Chelsea so I could bring it to class today... but this morning I left the flower at home! So I had to drive home after Statistics and pick it up. I got to Humanities 10 minutes late. I walked in with the rose in my mouth and the card in my hand,

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hahah

[anonymous]

hahah, "OH YES I WAS! HELL YES~!"

That, my friend, is pure hilarity.

Reminds me of:

Toby: "What the hell?!"

Teacher: "What was that?!!"

Toby: "Taco bell! Mmmm."

Silly teachers.

-Vince

Ha!

[tobuscus]

Once I was actually in my living room with Nathan, my mom was in the kitchen.
I said: "I could really go for some Taco Bell."
Mom: "God Dammit Toby! If you say what the hell one more time, you're grounded!"
Me: "I.. I said Taco Bell."
Mom: "I KNOW YOUR TRICKS! YOU'RE GROUNDED!"