For my dear Polina:

[todana]

From Akon's "Smack That"
I have put my favourite lines in bold.

[Eminem:]

Ooh...Looks like another club banger
They better hang on when they throw this thing on
Get a lil drink on
They gonna flip for this Akon shit
You can bank on it!
Pedicure, manicure kitty-cat claws
The way she climbs up and down them poles
Looking like one of them putty-cat

Comments

[scotchguard]

I feel as if I should be ashamed of the things I said tonight. And then I realized that...no, I'm not ashamed at all. BRING ON THE PIPING HOT JOY!

[in_the_ether]

im trying to hold my woodie back through my draws just reading this!! whoopeee