i find it hilarious that i dated 4 girls off the okcupid.com site and they all deleted their accounts shortly after we stopped dating...I take great pride in this.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris1.html

Spin your way out of this bitch!

Try this:
1) Go to www.google.com (it also works with google.de)
2) Type in: weapons of mass destruction
3) Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button, NOT the "Google search"
4) Do NOT hit the return button!
5) Read the "error message" carefully. Someone at Google has a sense of humor. And will probably be fired soon...

Ashley Seaton

she went to L.A. without telling me, said she went clubbing...pissed FUCKIN YES ( Read more... )

My car was FUCKING stolen ( Read more... )

albums i will buy ( Read more... )

"Leave it up to the Christians to make a long distance relationship work."
-Vincent

"ALF is on drugs right now. He still thinks it's the 80's so he's hitting the coke pretty hard. His agent is also his dealer and that's how he gets those collect call comercials"
-dan

if eminems new single "just loset it" becomes a hit...I fully support another terrorist attack far greater than that of 9/11 on american soil.

i will also openly mock, humiliate, belittle, and slap the ungodly fuck out of anyone bumping this shit or responding to this bullshit positively.