...i was a teenage monkey boy.
So I went to go visit my good friend brett smith last night at shippensburg.
So Brett, his roomates, and this girl Erin and I go to this frat at Ship. It was neat. Kids outside... a band inside. A keg that got kicked around 12. I myself not drinking because I never have and didn't intend to start. So I start getting real "drunk" and just fucking with people. I go to this group of girls and ask them if they've seen my friend "mike anderson." They pretty snobbly told me no. So I went on my way asking more people.
So I go back to Brett and his roomates. I talk Brett into going and asking the same group of girls if they have seen "Mike Anderson." They say no. Then Erin goes and asks them if they've seen "Mike Anderson." Followed by Brett's roomate asking them if they've seen "Mike Anderson." That's when they got pissed and flipped out on him. Then the main bitchy chick comes up to brett and says something which i forget and he goes.. "get the fuck out of my face bitch." So she goes and gets her boyfriend and he goes up to brett. The bitch chick is still flipping out and going up to Brett and is like...
Bitch: "are you a freshman"
Brett: "I'm a junior sweetheart"
Bitch: "Do you even know anyone in this frat"
Me: "MIKE ANDERSON!!! that's why we are looking for him"
"We are looking for our friend Mike Anderson.. he has red hair.. he has on a shirt that says 51% sweetheart, 49% bitch, don't push it."
Bitch's Boyfriend: "listen i don't give a shit.. that doesn't excuse the fact you are dissrespecting my bitch"
Me: "THIS IS THE WORST PARTY I'VE EVER BEEN TO"
MEATHEAD FRAT DUDE!: "GET THE FUCK OUT GET THE FUCK OUT IF YOU AREN'T HAVING A GOOD TIME GET THE FUCK OUT."
Me: "Dude I was only kidding."
MEATHEAD FRAT DUDE!: "NO FUNNY HERE GET THE FUCK OUT"
Then the bitch and the bitches boyfriend calm that dude down and I think figure out we were just fucking around. Brett said a lot to the dude about us just fucking around. But I don't really remember what he was saying.
Someguy came up to me while this was all going on and complimented me on my shirt too which was funny as well.
I guess you sort of had to be there.
SCHOOL WORK AND WORK AND HOUSE WORK = TODD A CRAZY MONKEY BOY.
So Brett, his roomates, and this girl Erin and I go to this frat at Ship. It was neat. Kids outside... a band inside. A keg that got kicked around 12. I myself not drinking because I never have and didn't intend to start. So I start getting real "drunk" and just fucking with people. I go to this group of girls and ask them if they've seen my friend "mike anderson." They pretty snobbly told me no. So I went on my way asking more people.
So I go back to Brett and his roomates. I talk Brett into going and asking the same group of girls if they have seen "Mike Anderson." They say no. Then Erin goes and asks them if they've seen "Mike Anderson." Followed by Brett's roomate asking them if they've seen "Mike Anderson." That's when they got pissed and flipped out on him. Then the main bitchy chick comes up to brett and says something which i forget and he goes.. "get the fuck out of my face bitch." So she goes and gets her boyfriend and he goes up to brett. The bitch chick is still flipping out and going up to Brett and is like...
Bitch: "are you a freshman"
Brett: "I'm a junior sweetheart"
Bitch: "Do you even know anyone in this frat"
Me: "MIKE ANDERSON!!! that's why we are looking for him"
"We are looking for our friend Mike Anderson.. he has red hair.. he has on a shirt that says 51% sweetheart, 49% bitch, don't push it."
Bitch's Boyfriend: "listen i don't give a shit.. that doesn't excuse the fact you are dissrespecting my bitch"
Me: "THIS IS THE WORST PARTY I'VE EVER BEEN TO"
MEATHEAD FRAT DUDE!: "GET THE FUCK OUT GET THE FUCK OUT IF YOU AREN'T HAVING A GOOD TIME GET THE FUCK OUT."
Me: "Dude I was only kidding."
MEATHEAD FRAT DUDE!: "NO FUNNY HERE GET THE FUCK OUT"
Then the bitch and the bitches boyfriend calm that dude down and I think figure out we were just fucking around. Brett said a lot to the dude about us just fucking around. But I don't really remember what he was saying.
Someguy came up to me while this was all going on and complimented me on my shirt too which was funny as well.
I guess you sort of had to be there.
SCHOOL WORK AND WORK AND HOUSE WORK = TODD A CRAZY MONKEY BOY.