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[toferdelachris]

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[csharpmajor]

*squished by ACME brand 10 ton weight*

[toferdelachris]

this is serious! you think i'm joking! i'm writing this from an internet cafe in hell! i'm not even alive! you better repost this!

[programzeta]

zomg cancar!1!1!!!
Dyeing is baad for peepal.

[toferdelachris]

what the wtf is cancar? ummm...a car made out of a campbell's soup container?

[programzeta]

I imagine it's the same level of discomfort.

[toferdelachris]

so it's like i told shawn, this story might be somewhat creepy if it wasn't so contrived. i mean, the kid is straight from a grade b craptastic "scary movie". the "bad man" has a "shiny." what the hell is a shiny? kid's know what a knife is! if the kid is old enough to form such coherent sentences as "the bad man comes tonight," and "mommy's in the closet," then the kid knows what a fucking knife is! i hate bad writers! that's why they can only get their work published on a BULLETIN BOARD!

...holy shit! what? ahhh! there's a bad man behind me! run! quick, repost this! he has a big hairy shiny! he's going to... NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[ongaku_spirit]

I thought it was a gun, lol. not a knife. or a penis.

[programzeta]

penis?

O_O;

[girlie25]

..yeah i read over tofers post..and i cant see where he mentions a penis..did you just pull that out of thin air katherine? lol. okay then.

[fatbabyshawn]

is your shiny dull, ryan? :).

[programzeta]

I'm not about to attempt a witty remark, so here's an animation: